Suddenly, from behind a bush, Farmer Giles appeared.
"Get orf moi laaaaaand" he bellowed.
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Suddenly, from behind a bush, Farmer Giles appeared.
"Get orf moi laaaaaand" he bellowed.
Oi bloody hates ladyboys nickin moi daisies for chains.
lets at least try and make it serious :D
But just then there was a strange noise ...................................
"Bloody hell Rice Pudding Boy" roared Moorlander "Not again!!!!!"Quote:
Originally Posted by Amex
"Sorry" Bleated Rice Pudding Boy:o:D
It must be those daisies, I didn't realise just how good a laxitive they were, or was it mid race nerves ??:eek:Quote:
Originally Posted by merrylegs
Daisies? Laxative? No way... it was that ladyboy that caused it...
You bitch rice pudding boy you promised me i was the only one!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Hanneke
any way back to Barron-Von-Ballbag! he stood there a silhouette of evil on the sky line, halt said Moorlander you blighter you killed the pussy!!.....
Nonsense! No ballbag is capable of killing the pussy, it has escaped to more fertile grounds...
There you go again, extacting the urine, just cos he's a jaffa.:DQuote:
Originally Posted by Hanneke
This remark made Von Ballbag wonder about Jaffa's... Are they cakes? Or biscuits?