You've been peeking ya perv:DQuote:
Originally Posted by The Master
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You've been peeking ya perv:DQuote:
Originally Posted by The Master
And stop calling me an orange:DQuote:
Originally Posted by The Master
IASOOTWMEU:pQuote:
Originally Posted by Mountain Goatess
NOT SURE I WANT TO KNOW!Quote:
Originally Posted by Deejay
No need to worry. I'm a gent unlike some of those on here:DQuote:
Originally Posted by Mountain Goatess
IASOOTWMEU "I am so out of touch with modern english usage"
Phew!Quote:
Originally Posted by Deejay
Thought it was going to be something seriously uncouth! :p
DeeJay doesn't do uncouth, it simply wouldn't go down well with the Minister:DQuote:
Originally Posted by Mountain Goatess
I'm working on the uncouth version!Quote:
Originally Posted by Mountain Goatess
Yeah I bet you are! The dark horse is surfacing!Quote:
Originally Posted by Deejay
Yes, submersible ponies, the next big thing:DQuote:
Originally Posted by Mountain Goatess
Weren't you practising that in the mud last I saw you DJ?Quote:
Originally Posted by Deejay
Sorted, mate, see you there;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Deejay
That's one way to lose weight, Bloatess:pQuote:
Originally Posted by Mountain Goatess
Oi, Hollowlegs, just cos you have a bottomless pit for a stomach! :pQuote:
Originally Posted by merrylegs
Sorry for the delay in getting back we have indeed been to Skye, we have booked at Scotgate (Braithwaite) for base camp as the inlaws have a tent and you can't book for tents anywhere. (Castlerigg didn't want to know) Hope this helps.:) ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Ambrosia Kid
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Originally Posted by FellMonster
WHITE VESTERS- THE VESTS HAVE ARRIVED. CAN YOU GET IN TOUCH TO ARRANGE POSTAGE / PAYMENT.
They're working out at £13.14 each, though if you want them posted to you, could you add on a stamp price because I'm very poor.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SazBzvQ0ZAM&NR=1:DQuote:
Originally Posted by Mountain Goatess
I'll collect mine from The Master at Duddon, if he can fit it in his dinky car:pQuote:
Originally Posted by FellMonster
It's not just his car thats dinky I hear....Quote:
Originally Posted by merrylegs
Hi, I'll get mine from The Master at Duddon. Will it be safe to give him the money or should I send it directly to you?Quote:
Originally Posted by FellMonster
Oh, I'm quite sure its safe to trust thon ballbag with the money......just not with directions when up a mountain (especially if bearded men are trotting past) or you are in the vacinity of SEATALLAN!!!!!!
will send your vest with him to Duddon
Ta, err, what happened on Seatalan?Quote:
Originally Posted by FellMonster
It's a sore point...you'll have to ask The Master.
Seatallan 2 The Master 0 or so I believe
I hate that bastard Seatallan!Quote:
Originally Posted by FellMonster
It's always seemed an innocuous little hill to me, one that's always content to mind it's own business and not upset anyone, OR IS IT?Quote:
Originally Posted by The Master
I'm unlikely to see anyone at a race for while, being out with a sore hoof.Quote:
Originally Posted by FellMonster
:(
Will PM you to arrange payment. Thanks for ordering and co-ordinating.
Its cursed DeeJay...something very bad happened to me on its slopes at last years Wasdale race, i dont like to talk about it.Quote:
Originally Posted by Deejay
And you can imagine my surprise when the very same thing happened there again on Sunday, causing me to try and steal all Fellmonsters strange sweets. I think those flying monkeys from the Wizard of Oz have been planting dodgy flowers there to make me want to go to sleep.
I'll have my revenge:mad:
Hope it heals quickly TFQuote:
Originally Posted by Tussockface
Thank you, M.Quote:
Originally Posted by The Master
I'm not ready for the glue factory yet.;)
I am up to speed now Mr C ,,,,,,,,,,,, dont know what happened with Castlerigg though, strange.Quote:
Originally Posted by crumblydown
Seeyasoon;)
:D :D :pQuote:
Originally Posted by Mountain Goatess
Disaster! One appears to have lost one's FRA Handbook. I suppose it's too much to ask if someone would make me a copy of theirs, handwritten and in illuminated script of course*? :rolleyes: ;) :D
* And not starting just from June, I want the whole year right?:D
You are pushing it Mr DJ, i will let you glance at my FRA handbook and write your own illuminating script, this will be easy for a civil servant, just get the dates and venues correct:DQuote:
Originally Posted by Deejay
Huh!Quote:
Originally Posted by Ambrosia Kid
You'd think I was always asking for things like lifts and the like............ err!! MORE DRINK!!
DJ, when you have put the bottle down could you please give me details in a concise fashion of your intended plan for the Duddon.Quote:
Originally Posted by Deejay
My recce for this weekend went out the window, but have caught up with household and allotment(newly aquired) jobs. Earned some good brownie points there,,,,in the bank:D
So Monday myself and Alfie the wuffler are out on NY Moors for a few hours tomorrow morning:)
[QUOTE=Ambrosia Kid;131779]DJ, when you have put the bottle down could you please give me details in a concise fashion of your intended plan for the Duddon.
My plan is as follows,
Go to work Friday morning at 6.30am and sneak off at 9.45am precisely and proceed by means of walking and the Metro system to Newcastle Central Railway station. Here I will catch the 10.24 Northern Rail train to Carlisle which with a favourable wind will dock at Carlisle Station at 11.50.
LUNCH
12.40 I catch another Northern Train which will deposit me at Foxfield at 15,00 hrs. Partake of some refreshment at The Prince of Wales.
16.00 Merrylegs arrives to convey me on the final leg of my odyssey to Turner Hall Farm Campsite.
Saturday
Do a race, haven't decided which one, but am thinking of having a go at the big one:eek: then upon finishing DRINK
Sunday
Stowaway in your car and jump ship at Darlington
That just about covers everything, you did ask:D
Have a good day tomorrow
I'll be there, pal, do the big one, big man:DQuote:
Originally Posted by Deejay
GUINNESS RECOVERY MILK STOUT IS ESSENTIAL IN THE RECOVERY OF MERRYLEGS:cool:
Headache that would kill a lesser man the morning after:rolleyes:
Could you speak up a bit ML?Quote:
Originally Posted by merrylegs
I'm almost persuaded but it is a few miles further than owt else I've done so farQuote:
Originally Posted by merrylegs
That's the best i can do, i'm a little horse:DQuote:
Originally Posted by dominion
What's a few miles further to a man of your leg length;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Deejay