Never mind feeling sorry for him, lets all pray his cockflop is permanent!Quote:
Originally Posted by merrylegs
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Never mind feeling sorry for him, lets all pray his cockflop is permanent!Quote:
Originally Posted by merrylegs
You been running scared all these years???Quote:
Originally Posted by The Master
No wonder you have speed:D
Nothing is more terrifying than the loving touch of Amex....run for the hills!Quote:
Originally Posted by merrylegs
:D COCKFLOP! bastard! IQuote:
Originally Posted by The Master
I had words with mrs Amex this morning, and insisted she dresses up in things tonight!
Again its is not broken just takes a bit of getting going, bit like a Morris minor:cool:
I can guarantee there will be more on here that have had far worse problems than me in getting the engine going and i bet some don't even start, but they won't mention it on here.
The Patches that i am using for stopping smoking have reduced my sex drive
No need for the wellies then Amex!! at least the meadow ladies will be happy.;):DQuote:
Originally Posted by Amex
Like i said on the smoking thread, it's just a bad patch your going through;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Amex
I know pal, any chance you can dress up as a woman and see if that does the trick:eek::cool:Quote:
Originally Posted by merrylegs
i have two options
1 start smoking again
2 carry on with the patches, i only have 5 weeks left on patches, and live with the reduced drive
answer is simple so get your frock out
Mrs. is at work till 1.30, wardrobe is overflowing with posh lady frocks, no problem big fella.....................but i get to go on top:DQuote:
Originally Posted by Amex
Hmmm, do you 2 need a hand?;)
Yes please, but don't worry we can talk about gardening, and flowers and all other girl things;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Lola
at least you know your safe with me!