Originally Posted by
OneOffPoet
Hello all, it's been a while. A good friend inspired this poem which was once again written in the company of an overpriced latte. Expensive lark this poetry...
'Amateurs'
Kenny's in the garden, digging up the beds
He scorched the earth on Skiddaw, now he's chopping down my hedge
Billy's on the patio, measuring the slope
He's done his round in daylight, now he's doing me a quote
Joss is in the backyard, whistling a call
He's won another trial, now he's building me a wall
Helene's in the backroom, setting up her bed
She's tamed the Dragon's Back, now she's sorting out my legs
Paula's in America with all her backroom staff
I've got a job for her but she's got little time for that...
It's not a dig at anyone, just a tip of the hat to those greats that did this as an addition to grafting for a living.