Fell Ponies??

[QUOTE=crumblydown;364468]Carefull he may be tempted to wave something else.:o[/QUOTE
The other crutch:eek:
I presume he has two:D
Racing red vest arrived this morning, cheers Amex xxx

I feel a storm----------Lee a coming

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Originally Posted by DazTheSlug

We seriously need to try to use as many of these as possible:

Humorous Medical Abbreviations

Some of the humorous acronyms and abbreviations found written on people's hospital notes.

ABITHAD - Another Blithering Idiot - Thinks He's A Doctor.

ADR - Ain't Doin' Right.

ART - Assuming Room Temperature (recently deceased).

ATSWWT - Always Thinks Something's Wrong With Them.

CTD - Circling The Drain.

DAAD - Dead As A Doornail.

DRT - Dead Right There.

FDGB - Fall Down Go Boom.

FFFF - Female, Fat, Forty and Flatulent.

FF or FFY - Frequent Flyer - A patient who returns to a medical provider for everything.

FLD - Funny Looking Dad.

FLK - Funny Looking Kid.

FOS - Full Of ... Stool.

FTD - Fixing To Die.

FTF - Failure To Fly.

FLGD - Familial lack of Genetic Diversity.

FTW - Friggin Train Wreck (patient with multiple problems).

GOK - God Only Knows.

GFPO - Good For Parts Only.

GGTG - Gomers Go To Ground (they fall out of bed or gurneys).

GLM - Good Looking Mum.

GOMER - Get Out of My Emergency Room.

GTO - Gomer Tip Over.

LOLINAD - Little Old Lady In No Acute Distress.

LOLTWO - Little Old Lady Totally Whacked Out.

MFC - Measure For Coffin.

NFS - Normal For Swindon.

O2T - Oxygen Thief.

ODD&DDR - Out 'De Door and Down 'De Road.

PBBB - Pine Box By Bedside.

PIP - Pyjama Induced Paralysis.

PITA - Pain In The A**.

PJAR - Person Just Ain't Right.

SALT - Same As Last Time.

SNEFS - Sub-Normal Even For Suffolk.

SWAG - Scientific, wild-A** Guess.

TBW - Tossed By Wave.

TEETH - Tried Everything Else; Try Homeopathy.

TEON - Two Eyes One Nose.

TMB - Too Many Birthdays.

TOBAS - Take Out Back And Shoot.

TTGA - Told To Go Away.

WDWNF - Well Developed Well Nourished Female.

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A couple of extra ones
FUBAR - F***ed up beyond all recognition
NFR - Northumberland fell runners ?? or Not for recuss :eek:

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Originally Posted by crumblydown

Carefull he may be tempted to wave something else.:o[/QUOTE
The other crutch:eek:
I presume he has two:D
Racing red vest arrived this morning, cheers Amex xxx

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That will be two red racing vests at pendle then, poss 3 if Amex wears his in his support role!!!!:w00t:
Anymore reds for Pendle

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Originally Posted by crumblydown

A couple of extra ones
FUBAR - F***ed up beyond all recognition
NFR - Northumberland fell runners ?? or Not for recuss :eek:

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Yes we have those and of course for those who are just whingers we have

LIMF Lacking in Moral Fibre

I know a few LOMBARD's Loads of money but a right D*ckhead.
I, sadly, am skint:wink:

Oops didn't read Daz's post right, they're medical terms. How about DOA......Dead on arse, it's how i finish a run:D

Or Ponies.....Poorly old nag is extremely shattered.

One usually associated with the younger fraternity CBA - Can't be ar*ed
Friday is POETS day - P*ss off early tomorrows saturday

And just to lower the tone a bit:

BOBFOC - Body off Baywatch, Face off Crimewatch