Fell Ponies??

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Originally Posted by merrylegs

Bloody wine:rolleyes:

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Strangely that's what Mrs C was saying on Sunday morning I seem to recall. ;):D

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Originally Posted by merrylegs

:D Someone mentioned that red wine is good for you today, think it was that turet's teacher from Radcliffe:rolleyes:
Two glasses now and i'm feeling very nice indeed, 5am tomorrow may be a different story:eek:

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What was his favourite adjective again ??:eek:

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Originally Posted by crumblydown

What was his favourite adjective again ??:eek:

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Fecking;)

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Originally Posted by crumblydown

Strangely that's what Mrs C was saying on Sunday morning I seem to recall. ;):D

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I'm receiving the same sympathy as Mrs C did:rolleyes::D

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Originally Posted by FellMonster

Just to clarify Emmilou- I am not Sophie.
Please feel free to still send me through your bikini shots however.

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Originally Posted by Sophie

What are you all talking about??

I'm Sophie!

x

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Or would that be the Master ?? I've heard he's taken to painting his toe nails as well.:eek::p

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Originally Posted by crumblydown

Or would that be the Master ?? I've heard he's taken to painting his toe nails as well.:eek::p

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You should try it, mine look very smart:)

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Originally Posted by The Master

You should try it, mine look very smart:)

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Ponce footed prancing pussy:rolleyes:
I always put cotton wool in between my toes when i'm doing mine;)

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Originally Posted by merrylegs

Ponce footed prancing pussy:rolleyes:
I always put cotton wool in between my toes when i'm doing mine;)

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Cotton Wool goes through me:eek:......not physically passing though me (thought i'd say that to prevent a merrylegs joke of sorts:rolleyes:)

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Originally Posted by Al Fowler

Cotton Wool goes through me:eek:......not physically passing though me (thought i'd say that to prevent a merrylegs joke of sorts:rolleyes:)

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i tend to use little gauze pads, bits of cotton dont get in the way then

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Originally Posted by merrylegs

Ponce footed prancing pussy:rolleyes:
I always put cotton wool in between my toes when i'm doing mine;)

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You sir, are a cheap whore...

I NEVER do my own...i have people for that sort of thing:cool:

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Originally Posted by Al Fowler

Cotton Wool goes through me:eek:......not physically passing though me (thought i'd say that to prevent a merrylegs joke of sorts:rolleyes:)

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A lucky escape:rolleyes:

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Originally Posted by merrylegs

A lucky escape:rolleyes:

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No, it was called "The Great Escape".:rolleyes:....:D

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Originally Posted by The Master

You sir, are a cheap whore...

I NEVER do my own...i have people for that sort of thing:cool:

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I'll have you know, sir, i'm very expensive, more so than your minions:D
As for being a whore.............................:cool:

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Originally Posted by Al Fowler

No, it was called "The Great Escape".:rolleyes:....:D

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Very masterful;)

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Originally Posted by The Master

You sir, are a cheap whore...

I NEVER do my own...i have people for that sort of thing:cool:

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I can vouch for that i am the Masters Bitch:eek: if only painting his toes after bathing them in Yak milk was the most difficult thing i would be a happy man!

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Originally Posted by Amex

I can vouch for that i am the Masters Bitch:eek: if only painting his toes after bathing them in Yak milk was the most difficult thing i would be a happy man!

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Yak milk isn't too easy to come by in Manchester, or do you make him come to yours, and don't tell me he has you drinking it after you know what he's like for waste not want not.:eek::D

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Originally Posted by The Master

I NEVER do my own...i have people for that sort of thing:cool:

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Yeah little slaves!! abuse thats what it is.:p

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Originally Posted by crumblydown

Yak milk isn't too easy to come by in Manchester, or do you make him come to yours, and don't tell me he has you drinking it after you know what he's like for waste not want not.:eek::D

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He makes me milk the Yak while he eats candy floss:mad:

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Originally Posted by Amex

He makes me milk the Yak while he eats candy floss:mad:

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Just the odd strand?? he can't eat too much or he'd weigh a bit more.;)

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Originally Posted by crumblydown

Just the odd strand?? he can't eat too much or he'd weigh a bit more.;)

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ODD STRAND, I think this latest topic has created an ODD THREAD. Is anybody actually doing anything on the fells (by anything I mean training ML before you start:)) Mentioning ML, when did he take up ballet (new avatar) lessons, no wonder he paints his toenails, now where did I put that blusher and mascara xxxxxx:eek:

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Originally Posted by Ambrosia Kid

ODD STRAND, I think this latest topic has created an ODD THREAD. Is anybody actually doing anything on the fells (by anything I mean training ML before you start:)) Mentioning ML, when did he take up ballet (new avatar) lessons, no wonder he paints his toenails, now where did I put that blusher and mascara xxxxxx:eek:

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He's been captured mid-piruet.

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Originally Posted by Ambrosia Kid

ODD STRAND, I think this latest topic has created an ODD THREAD. Is anybody actually doing anything on the fells (by anything I mean training ML before you start:)) Mentioning ML, when did he take up ballet (new avatar) lessons, no wonder he paints his toenails, now where did I put that blusher and mascara xxxxxx:eek:

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Have I mentioned that I won a trophy at me road club's awards night on Friday?:D

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Originally Posted by The Master

You should try it, mine look very smart:)

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Yer just a tart:eek:

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Originally Posted by Deejay

Have I mentioned that I won a trophy at me road club's awards night on Friday?:D

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Yes;)

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Originally Posted by Deejay

Have I mentioned that I won a trophy at me road club's awards night on Friday?:D

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Yes Deejay and you were even kind enough to e mail me a picture of it!!! :rolleyes:
Ah you must be so proud...well done! ;)
By the way...did I ever show you my trophy? (There's a pic of it on my profile page)




(but don't tell anyone it was for first female 'on handicap'!!!!!)

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Originally Posted by Mountain Goatess

Yes Deejay and you were even kind enough to e mail me a picture of it!!! :rolleyes:
Ah you must be so proud...well done! ;)
By the way...did I ever show you my trophy? (There's a pic of it on my profile page)




(but don't tell anyone it was for first female 'on handicap'!!!!!)

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Huh...off everyone troops to her 'profile page'.....big headed gits...av nivvor won nowt:mad:

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Originally Posted by Nee Bother

Huh...off everyone troops to her 'profile page'.....big headed gits...av nivvor won nowt:mad:

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Ah bless! Try harder next time NB! :D

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Originally Posted by Mountain Goatess

Ah bless! Try harder next time NB! :D

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Bugger....you knew me at school as well????:o:eek:

"must try harder boy"

anyways MG zip that Santa Suit up, the auld penguin's gettin a twinge:eek:

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Originally Posted by Ambrosia Kid

ODD STRAND, I think this latest topic has created an ODD THREAD. Is anybody actually doing anything on the fells ?

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I'll be at Gravy Pud on Sunday - any other Ponies turning out for that one?

Also, are there any plans to put in a Fell Ponies team for the Mary Townley Loop (Pennine Bridleway Relay)?

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Originally Posted by Ambrosia Kid

ODD STRAND, I think this latest topic has created an ODD THREAD. Is anybody actually doing anything on the fells (by anything I mean training ML before you start:)) Mentioning ML, when did he take up ballet (new avatar) lessons, no wonder he paints his toenails, now where did I put that blusher and mascara xxxxxx:eek:

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I'm having Belly and Tap lessons, tap is hard though, keep falling off the dam things. The Belly dangling is easy though, i'm a natural:D
Tanky's Trog for me on Sunday, off to work now, running, its cold and dark and all the pubs are shut:(

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Originally Posted by Mountain Goatess

Yes Deejay and you were even kind enough to e mail me a picture of it!!! :rolleyes:
Ah you must be so proud...well done! ;)
By the way...did I ever show you my trophy? (There's a pic of it on my profile page)




(but don't tell anyone it was for first female 'on handicap'!!!!!)

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Well done as well, poor old nee bother, I guess not everyone can be a winner;):D

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Originally Posted by DazTheSlug

I'll be at Gravy Pud on Sunday - any other Ponies turning out for that one?

Also, are there any plans to put in a Fell Ponies team for the Mary Townley Loop (Pennine Bridleway Relay)?

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That sounds a great idea Daz i would love to be involved, but pls pair me with a slow one.
Looks like your sorting this out now:D well volunteered:D

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Originally Posted by DazTheSlug

Also, are there any plans to put in a Fell Ponies team for the Mary Townley Loop (Pennine Bridleway Relay)?

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C'mon all you Fell Ponies, lets get behind Daz's idea and get something organised:cool:

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Originally Posted by merrylegs

C'mon all you Fell Ponies, lets get behind Daz's idea and get something organised:cool:

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I agree come on Daz where is the plan of what we are doing what time do we meet and all that, can i run, sorry slow merry legs down it's only so we can share fags! we are trained athletes so we don't want to be having a full fag each, we will share now how committed to the cause is that:eek:

Daz is our leader daz is our leader daz is our leader oh hail the mighty daz!!

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Originally Posted by Amex

I agree come on Daz where is the plan of what we are doing what time do we meet and all that, can i run, sorry slow merry legs down it's only so we can share fags! we are trained athletes so we don't want to be having a full fag each, we will share now how committed to the cause is that:eek:

Daz is our leader daz is our leader daz is our leader oh hail the mighty daz!!

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I'll partner you mate, you supply the half fags cos i'm a tight wad:D

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Originally Posted by merrylegs

I'll partner you mate, you supply the half fags cos i'm a tight wad:D

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Oiiiiiiiii Merry, no fags for you my friends - cuz i said so.:D

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Originally Posted by Amex

I agree come on Daz where is the plan of what we are doing what time do we meet and all that, can i run, sorry slow merry legs down it's only so we can share fags! we are trained athletes so we don't want to be having a full fag each, we will share now how committed to the cause is that:eek:

Daz is our leader daz is our leader daz is our leader oh hail the mighty daz!!

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Oh What Have I Done? :confused:

It'd be bad enough trying to organise this with members of a "proper" club, but youse lot...? :eek:

Right, first things first, and bearing in mind we need 10 for a team (or 5 blokes + 5 lasses for a "mixed"), we need a list:

Pennine Bridleway Relay Possibles:
Amex
Merrylegs
Daz (I suppose) :D

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Originally Posted by Al Fowler

Oiiiiiiiii Merry, no fags for you my friends - cuz i said so.:D

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Oh bugger, rumbled again:(

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Originally Posted by DazTheSlug

Oh What Have I Done?

It'd be bad enough trying to organise this with members of a "proper" club, but youse lot...?

Right, first things first, and bearing in mind we need 10 for a team (or 5 blokes + 5 lasses for a "mixed"), we need a list:

Pennine Bridleway Relay Possibles:
Amex
Merrylegs
Daz (I suppose)

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me me me me me me me me me pick me pick me oooooooo i have never been picked for any team:p:eek:
whats a proper club:confused:

can we follow girls??