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These new age men types
Wash when they aren't even dirty!
Change their undercrackers at least twice a week!
No socks!
Drink halfs!
Drive wearing gloves!
Share their kebabs with the missus!
Giving us all a bad name :mad:
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ive had the same jeans on for 4 days now danbert
seriously , pants can be worn even in summer for 4 days
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I've got no pint glasses at home! I have to drink halves!
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Mrs Stick's just pointed out that I'm wearing another odd pair of socks today like I was yesterday.:D
And then she looked shocked when I told her of course I was, they're the same blooming pair :cool:
(..oh, and by the way, they're odd cos Mrs Stick is the world's best "lose-one-sock-in-the-wash-at-a-timer") :(
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millipede
Wash their legs, after a fell race, in the shower.:eek:
dont even tell me you complain about that :confused:
unreal
tim you haveth my sympathies mate
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Stick
Mrs Stick's just pointed out that I'm wearing another odd pair of socks today like I was yesterday.:D
And then she looked shocked when I told her of course I was, they're the same blooming pair :cool:
(..oh, and by the way, they're odd cos Mrs Stick is the world's best "lose-one-sock-in-the-wash-at-a-timer") :(
Stick!!!!! Hope you are going to change them tomorrow?!
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This doesn't apply to Chris then. Scruffy ****er.
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Danbert
Wash when they aren't even dirty!
Change their undercrackers at least twice a week!
No socks!
Drink halfs!
Drive wearing gloves!
Share their kebabs with the missus!
Giving us all a bad name :mad:
hmm not sure if anyone could describe me as new age but....
a)check
b)Well only with my climbing shoes
c)Well I try and stay off alcohol at the moment to control my kidney problem and to keep my weight down
d) Well I don't drive, but I always wear track mitts when riding
e) I don't eat kebabs
f) Very definitely!!!
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ive farted in my pants at least 6 times this morning and i slept in them and did a 12 hour shift in them yesterday
thats not to bad is it :o
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:eek: daz! That's mingin!
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Ive just had my eyebrows waxed Daz.
Are you referring to me i wonder?:D
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OneHillWonder
Stick!!!!! Hope you are going to change them tomorrow?!
:o Yes, I did. And even put 2 new ones on rather than find one of the odd one's :)
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dominion
I've got no pint glasses at home! I have to drink halves!
Yes, but you dont cleanse, tone and moisturise Dom.
Nor do you drink posh cider and wear a Ramones' t-shirts while not actually being sure who or what they were.
Nor do you makes 'bruschetta' if you get a bird back to your place. :D
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Stick
:o Yes, I did. And even put 2 new ones on rather than find one of the odd one's :)
are the 2 new ones odd too? :confused:
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OneHillWonder
are the 2 new ones odd too? :confused:
Just back from the pub quiz (we lost of course...:o )...so having a quick check. No...they match!:) Good. They'll do for tomorrow then* :cool:
* Only kidding OneHill...honest!
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:rolleyes: yeh right BET you will still have them on today :D
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OneHillWonder
:rolleyes: yeh right BET you will still have them on today :D
OHW - Us old style fellas aren't all bad, take this as an example;
The missus was struggling opening a jar this morning, so i took it from her hands, open it effortlessly and pretended she'd loosened it for me.
Jars are of course men's work. :D
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Danbert
OHW - Us old style fellas aren't all bad, take this as an example;
The missus was struggling opening a jar this morning, so i took it from her hands, open it effortlessly and pretended she'd loosened it for me.
Jars are of course men's work. :D
Yes I know. On our club Thursday night fell run there were about eight of us together passing a farm house not far from Kettleshulme. An old woman called us over and asked if we could open her tin of spam!:rolleyes: The others looked on amused as I used all my 9 stone to wrench it open by it's ring-pull.:D
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Danbert
Nor do you makes 'bruschetta' if you get a bird back to your place. :D
What the hell's bruschetta?
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Danbert
Jars are of course men's work. :D
Indeed they are :)
As is DECORATING I believe.
In fact I cut my foot on Sunday on the carpet strip in the front room while I was 'trying' to paint. Clearly I was not made to paint.
Therefore a man needs to come to my rescue and paint for me.
Please :D
*tumbleweed* :rolleyes:
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[quote=OneHillWonder;38506]Indeed they are :)
As is DECORATING I believe.
In fact I cut my foot on Sunday on the carpet strip in the front room while I was 'trying' to paint. Clearly I was not made to paint.
Therefore a man needs to come to my rescue and paint for me.
Please :D
i will do it for beer
no probs :)
and i clean my brush out unlike you
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Swoop
An old woman called us over and asked if we could open her tin of spam!:rolleyes:
Spam
Were you sure there were not ulterior motives in her request?
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OneHillWonder
Indeed they are :)
As is DECORATING I believe.
:rolleyes:
Correct OHW, decorating is definitely 'real' man territory
can you honestly imagine these new age man types having a thin bit of wood in the shed, solely to stir paint with?
Another 'real' man action is of course taking a newspaper to the toilet with you. It is a visual code that says that's right, I'm going in there and I may be some time. :D
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daz h
i will do it for beer
no probs :)
and i clean my brush out unlike you
:D how very dare you - I'll have you know I washed out my brush and roller on Sunday.... Soon as it's finished though they are going in the bin I ain't washing them out a second time :rolleyes:
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Danbert
Correct OHW, decorating is definitely 'real' man territory
can you honestly imagine these new age man types having a thin bit of wood in the shed, solely to stir paint with?
Well no, I can't... Do you think I should get myself a thin piece of wood or should I flounder confusedly every time I open a tin of paint and think 'I wish I had a thin piece of wood?' and then have to use a good screwdriver or something? :confused:
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OneHillWonder
Well no, I can't... Do you think I should get myself a thin piece of wood or should I flounder confusedly every time I open a tin of paint and think 'I wish I had a thin piece of wood?' and then have to use a good screwdriver or something? :confused:
Hmm have to watch OHW, one day she will get her own bit of wood, the next she'll be telling us she doesn't need a man.......
That would be a sad day for all us blokes....:eek: