These new age men types

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21-05-2007, 10:31 PM
Danbert Nocurry

These new age men types

Wash when they aren't even dirty!

Change their undercrackers at least twice a week!

No socks!

Drink halfs!

Drive wearing gloves!

Share their kebabs with the missus!

Giving us all a bad name :mad:
21-05-2007, 10:32 PM
OneHillWonder

Re: These new age men types

:eek: :confused: WHERE?
21-05-2007, 10:32 PM
daz h

Re: These new age men types

ive had the same jeans on for 4 days now danbert

seriously , pants can be worn even in summer for 4 days
21-05-2007, 10:45 PM
dominion

Re: These new age men types

I've got no pint glasses at home! I have to drink halves!
21-05-2007, 11:02 PM
Stick

Re: These new age men types

Mrs Stick's just pointed out that I'm wearing another odd pair of socks today like I was yesterday.:D

And then she looked shocked when I told her of course I was, they're the same blooming pair :cool:

(..oh, and by the way, they're odd cos Mrs Stick is the world's best "lose-one-sock-in-the-wash-at-a-timer") :(
21-05-2007, 11:07 PM
daz h

Re: These new age men types

Quote:

Originally Posted by millipede

Wash their legs, after a fell race, in the shower.:eek:

dont even tell me you complain about that :confused:
unreal
tim you haveth my sympathies mate
21-05-2007, 11:13 PM
OneHillWonder

Re: These new age men types

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Originally Posted by Stick

Mrs Stick's just pointed out that I'm wearing another odd pair of socks today like I was yesterday.:D

And then she looked shocked when I told her of course I was, they're the same blooming pair :cool:

(..oh, and by the way, they're odd cos Mrs Stick is the world's best "lose-one-sock-in-the-wash-at-a-timer") :(

Stick!!!!! Hope you are going to change them tomorrow?!
21-05-2007, 11:37 PM
Joliver Jim

Re: These new age men types

This doesn't apply to Chris then. Scruffy ****er.
21-05-2007, 11:57 PM
AllanT

Re: These new age men types

Quote:

Originally Posted by Danbert

Wash when they aren't even dirty!

Change their undercrackers at least twice a week!

No socks!

Drink halfs!

Drive wearing gloves!

Share their kebabs with the missus!

Giving us all a bad name :mad:

hmm not sure if anyone could describe me as new age but....

a)check
b)Well only with my climbing shoes
c)Well I try and stay off alcohol at the moment to control my kidney problem and to keep my weight down
d) Well I don't drive, but I always wear track mitts when riding
e) I don't eat kebabs
f) Very definitely!!!
22-05-2007, 07:05 AM
daz h

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ive farted in my pants at least 6 times this morning and i slept in them and did a 12 hour shift in them yesterday
thats not to bad is it :o
22-05-2007, 08:01 AM
OneHillWonder

Re: These new age men types

:eek: daz! That's mingin!
22-05-2007, 07:30 PM
Big Bad Baz

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Ive just had my eyebrows waxed Daz.

Are you referring to me i wonder?:D
22-05-2007, 07:35 PM
Stick

Re: These new age men types

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Originally Posted by OneHillWonder

Stick!!!!! Hope you are going to change them tomorrow?!

:o Yes, I did. And even put 2 new ones on rather than find one of the odd one's :)
22-05-2007, 08:04 PM
Danbert Nocurry

Re: These new age men types

Quote:

Originally Posted by dominion

I've got no pint glasses at home! I have to drink halves!

Yes, but you dont cleanse, tone and moisturise Dom.

Nor do you drink posh cider and wear a Ramones' t-shirts while not actually being sure who or what they were.

Nor do you makes 'bruschetta' if you get a bird back to your place. :D
22-05-2007, 09:31 PM
OneHillWonder

Re: These new age men types

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Originally Posted by Stick

:o Yes, I did. And even put 2 new ones on rather than find one of the odd one's :)

are the 2 new ones odd too? :confused:
22-05-2007, 11:13 PM
Stick

Re: These new age men types

Quote:

Originally Posted by OneHillWonder

are the 2 new ones odd too? :confused:

Just back from the pub quiz (we lost of course...:o )...so having a quick check. No...they match!:) Good. They'll do for tomorrow then* :cool:

* Only kidding OneHill...honest!
23-05-2007, 06:47 AM
OneHillWonder

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:rolleyes: yeh right BET you will still have them on today :D
23-05-2007, 03:43 PM
Danbert Nocurry

Re: These new age men types

Quote:

Originally Posted by OneHillWonder

:rolleyes: yeh right BET you will still have them on today :D

OHW - Us old style fellas aren't all bad, take this as an example;

The missus was struggling opening a jar this morning, so i took it from her hands, open it effortlessly and pretended she'd loosened it for me.

Jars are of course men's work. :D
23-05-2007, 03:50 PM
Swoop

Re: These new age men types

Quote:

Originally Posted by Danbert

OHW - Us old style fellas aren't all bad, take this as an example;
The missus was struggling opening a jar this morning, so i took it from her hands, open it effortlessly and pretended she'd loosened it for me.
Jars are of course men's work. :D

Yes I know. On our club Thursday night fell run there were about eight of us together passing a farm house not far from Kettleshulme. An old woman called us over and asked if we could open her tin of spam!:rolleyes: The others looked on amused as I used all my 9 stone to wrench it open by it's ring-pull.:D
23-05-2007, 04:15 PM
Graeme

Re: These new age men types

Quote:

Originally Posted by Danbert

Nor do you makes 'bruschetta' if you get a bird back to your place. :D

What the hell's bruschetta?
23-05-2007, 04:41 PM
OneHillWonder

Re: These new age men types

Quote:

Originally Posted by Danbert

Jars are of course men's work. :D

Indeed they are :)

As is DECORATING I believe.

In fact I cut my foot on Sunday on the carpet strip in the front room while I was 'trying' to paint. Clearly I was not made to paint.

Therefore a man needs to come to my rescue and paint for me.

Please :D

*tumbleweed* :rolleyes:
23-05-2007, 04:52 PM
daz h

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[quote=OneHillWonder;38506]Indeed they are :)

As is DECORATING I believe.

In fact I cut my foot on Sunday on the carpet strip in the front room while I was 'trying' to paint. Clearly I was not made to paint.

Therefore a man needs to come to my rescue and paint for me.

Please :D

i will do it for beer
no probs :)

and i clean my brush out unlike you
23-05-2007, 04:52 PM
XRunner

Re: These new age men types

Quote:

Originally Posted by Swoop

An old woman called us over and asked if we could open her tin of spam!:rolleyes:

Spam

Were you sure there were not ulterior motives in her request?
23-05-2007, 05:55 PM
Danbert Nocurry

Re: These new age men types

Quote:

Originally Posted by OneHillWonder

Indeed they are :)

As is DECORATING I believe.

:rolleyes:

Correct OHW, decorating is definitely 'real' man territory

can you honestly imagine these new age man types having a thin bit of wood in the shed, solely to stir paint with?

Another 'real' man action is of course taking a newspaper to the toilet with you. It is a visual code that says that's right, I'm going in there and I may be some time. :D
23-05-2007, 06:02 PM
OneHillWonder

Re: These new age men types

Quote:

Originally Posted by daz h

i will do it for beer
no probs :)

and i clean my brush out unlike you

:D how very dare you - I'll have you know I washed out my brush and roller on Sunday.... Soon as it's finished though they are going in the bin I ain't washing them out a second time :rolleyes:
23-05-2007, 08:19 PM
OneHillWonder

Re: These new age men types

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Originally Posted by Danbert

Correct OHW, decorating is definitely 'real' man territory

can you honestly imagine these new age man types having a thin bit of wood in the shed, solely to stir paint with?

Well no, I can't... Do you think I should get myself a thin piece of wood or should I flounder confusedly every time I open a tin of paint and think 'I wish I had a thin piece of wood?' and then have to use a good screwdriver or something? :confused:
24-05-2007, 12:35 AM
AllanT

Re: These new age men types

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Originally Posted by OneHillWonder

Well no, I can't... Do you think I should get myself a thin piece of wood or should I flounder confusedly every time I open a tin of paint and think 'I wish I had a thin piece of wood?' and then have to use a good screwdriver or something? :confused:

Hmm have to watch OHW, one day she will get her own bit of wood, the next she'll be telling us she doesn't need a man.......

That would be a sad day for all us blokes....:eek:

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