Just been walking through town this afternoon with my non sporting partner. I told her i was nipping in to Smiths to have a look at Athletics Weekly. 'How often does that come out' she asked:D :D
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Just been walking through town this afternoon with my non sporting partner. I told her i was nipping in to Smiths to have a look at Athletics Weekly. 'How often does that come out' she asked:D :D
Why did the woman cross the road?
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Why she crossed the road isn't important.
What IS important is what was she doing out of the kitchen ?
* dislaimer: someone told me that joke once. I do not agree with it at all. Never.
Cooee, JJ, some boys want to come and play!!:p
come on JJ, i'm waitin'Quote:
Originally Posted by Wheeze
:D I'm selling tickets! This is gonna be better than Gladiators ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Wheeze
I wonder what RH and Rob's avatars are going to look like.... :eek:
Anyone remember the bit in Fawlty towers where Basil cringes when the dodgey builder starts talking back to Cybil... :eek:Quote:
Originally Posted by robgrillo
In my defence Rob's was a joke about women, mine actually happened:DQuote:
Originally Posted by Stick
Oh dear. I think I'm going to hide somewhere :eek:
This is a very dangerous thread. I'm going, in fact I didn't even post here, did I?
Hold on.
It seems that someone has hacked in using my username.
I would never, knowingly, post such as outrageous comment.
I totally believe you RG. I can't believe you would post such things after the way you spoke of you wifey last night.Quote:
Originally Posted by robgrillo
Fellrunner. You are a very very very very very very nice man indeed. Mrs G has just seen that comment and tonight could be a very very very very very lucky night for me as a result.Quote:
Originally Posted by Fellrunner
Thank you.
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Originally Posted by robgrillo
Ooooh you little liar Rob. It's no good trying to worm your way out of it. Have you noticed how quiet the girls are at the moment? Rumour has it they're all locked in a council of war together and are at this very moment devising tortures so henious they would drive a man insane at the very thought of them. I am so glad it wasn't me that posted bad things on this thread :D all the ladies know I am a man of integrity and fortitude.
.......and furthermore, i have it on good authority that is was one 'clodhopper' who logged in - using my username- and posted this most awful diatribe. On behalf of clodhopper, I would like to say that ladies are lovely creatures and we are most lucky to be among these greatest of ladies on this very forum.
You slimebag. Don't believe him ladies. I am as inocent and virgin as the driven snowQuote:
Originally Posted by robgrillo
He did it. It was him. The cad.Quote:
Originally Posted by clodhopper
driven slush more like....thank you tallulah!;)
I told Mrs Head what i had posted on here about her and she was not too chuffed.
She is threatening to come on here and reveal my shortcomings. That doesnt sound good:eek:
how can you ask this question on this forum :D
It was askedQuote:
Originally Posted by Roger Rabbit
We got away with it too
so have you been picking up birds off the streets again? :rolleyes: o no you got lost didn't you :confused::o!!! think it was on forum MK2! ?Quote:
Originally Posted by robgrillo
and didn't you also mention that a woman's place is....:p
That picking girls off streets thingie was a joke ! Several gullible people believed it !!! A womans place is.....anywhere she wants to be because she is lovely.Quote:
Originally Posted by Penguin
I asked Chris how far the Gravy 6 was two days ago so I'm afraid I'm going to have to agree with Mr Head on this one. :o
Try this quiz
Don't scroll down until you have answered the questions!
Confirmed. I'm a stupid female.Quote:
Originally Posted by Swoop
Blonde too.
but you do qualify as rampant tottyQuote:
Originally Posted by Joliver Jim
Of course!
Does this mean I get some kind of brainy points here? Cool.
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Originally Posted by robgrillo
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Originally Posted by robgrillo
he he :p :) :D :p
:eek: JJ??!!!!! You should be defending us not agreeing with these bad bad bad bad bad boys
I will have you know I have been away ALL weekend with the girls and we made it back alive and didn't crash my dad's boat or fall in the water or get lost or... or ANYTHING
And get this - we even had a BBQ ON OUR OWN without a man to be in charge and the food was not burnt to a crisp! In fact it was lovely! So there :mad: :p
You were on a boat full of girls? You should have told me I could have been your galley slaveQuote:
Originally Posted by OneHillWonder
You can keep the galley slave job Cloddy...I'm applying for 1st Mate position :DQuote:
Originally Posted by clodhopper
There was no room for boys on our boat :D
Come on OHW it was a narrowboat. We all know Dobbin was doing all the thinking for the party....
In fairness - Oxo has asked that exact question himself and he assures me that last time he checked, he was a bloke.Quote:
Originally Posted by Richard Head
An effeminate one, but a bloke nonetheless ;)
Only men could post such brainless threads as these:
FA Cup Yawn
Bindippers lose in Athens
Won it 5 times
All these football posts
And you've linked to them..... :rolleyes:Quote:
Originally Posted by XRunner
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Originally Posted by AllanT
Who you calling dobbin? :p
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Originally Posted by OneHillWonder
so we can understand someone was already on the boat and rocking it for you? :rolleyes:
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Originally Posted by TheHeathens
so wqas you with him whilst he checked?? :eek: :eek:
well you have been sounding a little horse lately!!....Quote:
Originally Posted by OneHillWonder