I have three.
I can do an excellent impression of an owl
I can do about 200 keepy ups
I can also balance candles on the head of elderley men who are asleep
What about you? Do we have a forum of undiscovered super heroes? :)
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I have three.
I can do an excellent impression of an owl
I can do about 200 keepy ups
I can also balance candles on the head of elderley men who are asleep
What about you? Do we have a forum of undiscovered super heroes? :)
Keeping secrets.
PS - I've head that Moley can also use and operate the TV remote control with his toes.:w00t:
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Originally Posted by Danbert Nocurry
Go on, I will bite, tell me more :rolleyes:
200 keepy ups.. dissapointing Danbert..
If I can't do a 100 every time I touch a ball I'm dissapointed.. I get to around 500 when I get dizzy and lose concentration counting.. girlfriends used to love a day at the beach with me.. 'what do you mean you lost count'..
I remember numbers.. its annoying because I know phone numbers but not names they belong to...
I have the extraordinary talent of attracting men that are already married and lie about that :( :( :(
:thunbdown: That's crap, lying is the worst thing ever, you deserve better! My lifelong talent is attracting nutters and I've been told I need to be less kind and polite. Some nutters are ok though:wink:
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Originally Posted by Hanneke
I'd say you have found yourself the right nutter ;)
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Originally Posted by Hes
My special talent is bonking............ during long fell races :cool:
I'm also extremely talented at collecting the golden crusty solidified oozings from scratched midge bites - we call it amber round our way :)
"THE" right nutter, or "A" right nutter???
It's all in semantics?
After his last post, I'd say 'A' right nutter Dom ;)
Come on fellow forumites this thread reads more special needs than unusual talents.:w00t:
I can mimic the sound the sound of a peacock to near perfection, and Id say I can do a good "moo" to replicate a cow.
Im an extremely talented whistler. I once sat outside in the garden on a summers evening having a conversation with a Blackbird. I had no idea what was going on, but I copied the whistle it did whilst sat in a tree...and he whilstled back. This repeated for quite some time.
I can muck out a horse. Pick its feet out to clear stones and mud. I can take on and off its head collar, rug it up in both turnout rugs and fleeces for night time. I can also pick up horse shite from a field. And I can throw horse muck and hay really far and high up onto the muck heap.
I can dive really far into a swimming pool.
Crooning Stevie Wonder songs drunkenly in hotel lifts. Hey, but then I've had plenty of practice :closed:
An unmoosual talent, you might say.Quote:
Originally Posted by Al Fowler
Sorry.
Ouch...Quote:
Originally Posted by Hank
I can sort of play all sorts of exotic instruments. I have travelled a fair bit and I like to buy a local musical instrument typical of each country I visit and learn how to play it... Rbab anyone? Harmonium? All sorts of drums? Sitar?
I can whistle twice at the same time.
I can swim underwater on my back, I like to look at the surface, it looks like mercury, very pretty.
and yes...a right and the right nutter, same difference!:)
I thought it was just me that talked to blackbirds... I can levitate a ping pongball using the Bernoulli effect for about 5 seconds. And I can play the spoons
Margarine has a special talent but I can't tell you what it is on a forum like this.
Following on the animal noise theme, I can do a very convincing frog croak impersonation.
I'm also perfecting the art of twisting my ankle....seems to be getting easier with age.
Does it involve pingpong balls?Quote:
Originally Posted by Grouse
I think I've heard this one. It all began when he invited someone for a game and they told him where he could stick it.Quote:
Originally Posted by ratfink
Funny how you find out what you're good at.
Molehill grows vegetables without touching a spade, trowel, rake or even the seeds.
Ah yes, but like a caring mummy penguin, he regurgitates special food all over them when you,re not looking!
I can't imitate a frog, but they do seem unusually attracted to me...Quote:
Originally Posted by Wheeze
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A larger than normal capacity for eating Jaffa Cakes? :closed:Quote:
Originally Posted by Derby Tup
I can type numbers really fast from the debt collecting days :o
And my elbows bend the wrong way, sort of.... Hmmmmm, totally rubbish talents those. Not even vaguely entertaining at a party.
Ooh ooh, I've got a larger than normal capacity for eating anything, if I was a super hero I'd be The Devourer!Quote:
Originally Posted by OneHillWonder
that must be a hootQuote:
Originally Posted by Danbert Nocurry
that was lowQuote:
Originally Posted by Hank