Printable View
..now that my family have left for a weeks skiing? Consoled only by my sneaky week in the powder just before my crash, in their absence i have been banned from trying to get upstairs, making turkey soup with one arm and doing anything slightly dangerous that may damage my broken arm and leg. I wonder what should I do first?:eek::D
You can borrow my mother in law :mad: I'm sure she'd LOVE to cook soup for you and generally get under your feet!! :rolleyes:
67 more posts and you can get into the Masters lounge?
Ha ha ha ha! Borrow? You can have mine!Quote:
Originally Posted by emmilou
As you are clearly not trusted to do anything alone, you best grab the Yellow Pages and book a nurse (or two), to come and tend your every need for the week. ;)
oh I can't possibly just give her away....who would knit my christmas jumpers??? :eek:Quote:
Originally Posted by skennaugh
I had a spare mother but she's just been packed off home!!
I like the nurse idea - something along these lines, perhaps!!
http://tbn2.google.com/images?q=tbn:...7928/nurse.jpghttp://www.joe-ks.com/archives/CruiseNurse_small.jpg
And for the stairs
http://tbn2.google.com/images?q=tbn:...-stairlift.jpg
Toffer which hand is damaged
When im all alone i often use my good hand :eek:
It's my good hand:eek::eek:
Typing hand OK then!!
How about a bit of map-fondling to sort out some challenges for 09?
Might have to be the nurse idea then;)Quote:
Originally Posted by molehill
Well, he's infesting my place now:mad:! I keep tellin' him there's no nurses here but he won't b*gger off!!:eek:
Can't you drag him upstairs, leave him marooned whilst you enjoy the finer things in life downstairs?
The thought had crossed my mind!:D
Phew, just managed to escape Wheeze's place. Terrible day, been fed and watered almost continuously for hours, Boddies, Stella, champagne, wine, more wine! Awful way to treat a cripple!:D:D
And now your nurse waiting to care for you at home, a tough old life.
2 actually:eek:;)
What???:eek::eek::eek:
Moley had a couple spare:eek:
Oh Toffer sounds tough all that food and alcohol ! You poor thing :(
It was tough, but years of endurance training saw me through!
Quote:
Originally Posted by Toffer
Good to know that we've been of some assistance then!
I'm upstairs!!!!:eek::eek::eek:
Please don't tell anyone.
Not sure how I am going to get down yet:confused:
At least you have internet upstairs :)
So you can talk to us :D
Is there any wine upstairs :confused:
Careful lad! Watch out for those old trainers by the top st...... oh! Oh dear. Ummmm, anyone got a splint??:rolleyes:
Anyway, stairs don't count as hill reps, so I don't know why you wanna go up there!
Oh yes perhaps wine upstairs is a bad idea :oQuote:
Originally Posted by Wheeze
Oh, don't worry OHW, he's quite capable of whining downstairs as much as upstairs!;)
Very:DQuote:
Originally Posted by OneHillWonder
Gonna try and go down (the stairs btw:eek:)This will be a bit of an adventure.....
Let us know when you get there :eek:
tea tray??!Quote:
Originally Posted by Toffer
Pleased to hear they arrived safe and sound, they have a selection of 'Nursey' uniforms, to keep you entertained ;).Quote:
Originally Posted by Toffer
A first for the forum -'on-the-spot' reportage of someone going up and down stairs! FFS, don't we all have better things to do with our lives?
(on reflection - probably not!)
Actually - no posting to say that he's got down safely - should we send wheeze round to find out if he's stuck on the landing?
Oh dear, maybe he's stuck halfway :eek:
I'm gettin' worried now!:( One of our runners is missing! Did he tell the bottom-of-the-stairs marshall??
It's ok I'm down!:D
Phew! :D How long did it take?
Thank goodness! I'm sick and tired of drivin' over to Toffer Towers to empty that damned commode! So I'm glad I didn't have to go and scoop bits of broken Toffer up from the bottom step!
Not as long as you might think, just got distracted by ski chalets! I'll remember to report to the bottom of the stairs marshalls next time!
Nearly had the BBC out in force!:rolleyes:Quote:
Originally Posted by Toffer