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I happened on a large redhead ' giving head' to a guy on the Rossendale 'Round the Hills' route once.........he was a bit of an old codger and I was tempted to ask how much she was charging.
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jodg
Whilst out last night in the Chew Valley I came across a "courting couple" who were, ahem, very intimate. Bizarrely enough, they were lying in the tussocks about half way up the climb to Whimberry, near Ramsden Clough.
Keep in mind the conditions (driving showers every 10mins and gusting wind) which you would have thought would have been a "passion killer"; it was bloomin' nippy out in shorts let alone thinking about getting up to any hanky panky. Still, they seemed happy enough. :p
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Did he have a Borrowdale vest on?
It wasnt that little fella Mr.......... was it?:eek:
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john doe
I happened on a large redhead ' giving head' to a guy on the Rossendale 'Round the Hills' route once.........he was a bit of an old codger and I was tempted to ask how much she was charging.
Twasn't Disco Stan or Cantona was it perchance? :p
A good friend of mine claimed that he saw a guy giving a girl a bum job while doing hill reps at an local beauty spot in my homeland.....the couple had no shame and continued
I once nearly got frisky on the hills with my wife but a sense of indecency got the hold of me and we just took pictures sitting on the stile.
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Fat-Lad
Did he have a Borrowdale vest on?
It wasnt that little fella Mr.......... was it?:eek:
Didn't recognise them if that's what you mean. Unless it was one of the Saddleworth lot? :confused:
They were prepared for the bad weather though - both had waterproof jackets on (but no pants)... :rolleyes:
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Well me and Emi interupted the doggers a few months ago after hill reps on Winter Hill.
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Lol i was running round there last night and bumped into Miley Cyrus.
Sorry i didnt say hi Jan. But it was claggy and i was quite wet :D:p.
I always carry full body cover and im glad to see Miley does also
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jodg
Didn't recognise them if that's what you mean. Unless it was one of the Saddleworth lot? :confused:
They were prepared for the bad weather though - both had waterproof jackets on (but no pants)... :rolleyes:
Saddleworth. Run on the fell you must be joking.
Nah more of a social club :D:p
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Al Fowler
Well me and Emi interupted the doggers a few months ago after hill reps on Winter Hill.
I'm surprised they still had the energy ;)
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No one's ever caught me courting on the fells, i am a master of camouflage:cool:
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merrylegs
No one's ever caught me courting on the fells, i am a master of camoflage:cool:
Or maybe you just hide in the sheepfolds
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TurboTom
Or maybe you just hide in the sheepfolds
Ewe sussed me mate:D
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merrylegs
Ewe sussed me mate:D
thats a baaad joke
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TurboTom
thats a baaad joke
Baaaaaaaaaalocks, i thought it was a wooly good joke:p
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FellMonster
... he saw a guy giving a girl a bum job while doing hill reps ...
:eek:
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I believe that YDT and his team-mate, when running in the Old County Tops one year, leapt over a stile to find their way barred by a "courting couple". Obviously this couple had not checked the FRA Calendar!:confused:
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Let's face it, there can't be many among us who haven't been sh*gged at some time during a fell race! :)
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I was buggered today. :eek:
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Grouse
I was buggered today. :eek:
Your courting display at the Lek was fantastic however...:D
Did you perform the Classical Routine or the Exploding Routine?
What Females Want and Males Will Do
Did you know that a lek when females come together to compete for males is called a mung (as in the yellow spotted millipede).
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OMG the Space Time Thingy has just slipped!!:rolleyes:
Are we really back in the Victorian era?
Cum on, with the number of regular red-blooded hill goers on here we must have a load of experience of Fell Frollicks. All the discussions of lubricant and sore patches can't have just been about lycra burns.
Surely Merry can give tips on camouflage for those of a shy disposition.
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FellMonster
Twasn't Disco Stan or Cantona was it perchance? :p
A good friend of mine claimed that he saw a guy giving a girl a bum job while doing hill reps at an local beauty spot in my homeland.....the couple had no shame and continued
I once nearly got frisky on the hills with my wife but a sense of indecency got the hold of me and we just took pictures sitting on the stile.
Interesting, so that was your calender i saw in Ann Summers!!!
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NirvanaBliss
Interesting, so that was your calender i saw in Ann Summers!!!
May well have been:o
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FellMonster
Twasn't Disco Stan or Cantona was it perchance? :p
A good friend of mine claimed that he saw a guy giving a girl a bum job while doing hill reps at an local beauty spot in my homeland.....the couple had no shame and continued
I once nearly got frisky on the hills with my wife but a sense of indecency got the hold of me and we just took pictures sitting on the stile.
It was a brunette actually jealous boy, looked a bit like your missus:D:p
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CANTONA
It was a brunette actually jealous boy, looked a bit like your missus:D:p
Dogger!
