Originally Posted by
mr brightside
I propose an category suffix for ex-smokers, so MV40S, WSenS. You have to pass a test to get into the category with questions such as...
How many ciggies in a pack of 'Royals'?
True or false, 'Embassy' fags may have a red stripe on the pack?
The main colour on a pack of 10 Lambert and Butler might be silver or...?
So that's your theory test out of the way; next your practical, where you have to roll a tab using Old Holborn tobacco complete with filter, and take two drags without bumsucking the filter.
All tests easily failed by a fell runner with a lifetime of clean living behind him such as Rob Jebb.