Tonight's football thread

[Fleeter]

Shhhhh...Tevez needs a good slap

he had a metal slap last wednesday!!

[Derby Tup]

Terry, Lampard, Cole (Ashley and Joe), Neville (Gary), Ferdinand.....well on way to a slapable XI

[Fleeter]

Terry, Lampard, Cole (Ashley and Joe), Neville (Gary), Ferdinand.....well on way to a slapable XI

drogba?

[Derby Tup]

drogba?

I was working on an England XI but it's a good shout

Hey, nice avatar btw mate. Took me a minute or two to suss it out

[TurboTom]

drogba?

Deffo, Diouf as well
Fancy a run on sunday mate. couple thousand feet of ascent or so

[Richard Head]

Robbie Savage and a couple from the past, Ian Wright and Dennis Wise

[Danbert Nocurry]

Alex Ferguson.



Quote:
Sir Alex Ferguson was at his most animated during their victory over Manchester City, and following their victory over Arsenal, Evra intimated the Manchester United boss acted as if he had never won a game before.

The Manchester United star told the Sun: “Sir Alex is a child. We saw it against Manchester City. He's so passionate.”

“He was jumping up and down like a child after that game.”

“You could be forgiven for thinking he'd never won a game before!”


http://www.sport.co.uk/news/Football...s_a_child.aspx





Not bothered about the noisy neighbours ah Fergie? Liar!!!!!!

[fellboy]

chelsea wherever you may be,
don't leave your wife with john terry,
his dad deals coke, his mum steals tea,
he cried when he missed a penalty..

chelsea wherever you may be,
don't leave your wife with john terry,
he can not shoot and he can't f***ing pass,
but he'll take your mrs right up the a**

[Danbert Nocurry]

chelsea wherever you may be,
don't leave your wife with john terry,
his dad deals coke, his mum steals tea,
he cried when he missed a penalty..

chelsea wherever you may be,
don't leave your wife with john terry,
he can not shoot and he can't f***ing pass,
but he'll take your mrs right up the a**

What a horrible man he is

Apparently the gutter press have lined up another EIGHT women who've slept with him in the last 18 months or so and that Wayne Bridges ex, has slept with five other members of the Chelsea squad.

[noel]

What a horrible man he is

Apparently the gutter press have lined up another EIGHT women who've slept with him in the last 18 months or so and that Wayne Bridges ex, has slept with five other members of the Chelsea squad.

At the rate this is going, he's probably had a few forumites. Come on - own up. And was he good at it?

Personally I couldn't give a monkeys what he does off the pitch. As long as he doesn't break the law, it's up to him.