Tonight's football thread

[Derby Tup]

At the rate this is going, he's probably had a few forumites. Come on - own up. And was he good at it.

His over the knee socks put me off Noel

[IanDarkpeak]

At the rate this is going, he's probably had a few forumites. Come on - own up. And was he good at it?

Personally I couldn't give a monkeys what he does off the pitch. As long as he doesn't break the law, it's up to him.

I'm with you Noel, the only story is the one the news papers have made.

I saw an interview with Graham taylor who said this has happened many times before and will happen again. not that shocking really, yawn

[Katie Hall]

At the rate this is going, he's probably had a few forumites. Come on - own up. And was he good at it?

Personally I couldn't give a monkeys what he does off the pitch. As long as he doesn't break the law, it's up to him.

If I were his team mate I'd want to put his head through a peg like in that film Midnight Express.

But that's just me.


Moderate that one!

[DazTheSlug]

chelsea wherever you may be,
don't leave your wife with john terry,
his dad deals coke, his mum steals tea,
he cried when he missed a penalty..

chelsea wherever you may be,
don't leave your wife with john terry,
he can not shoot and he can't f***ing pass,
but he'll take your mrs right up the a**

"his mum steals tea" ?
I don't read the papers, somebody's going to have to bring me up to speed on this one...

[Richard Head]

If I were his team mate I'd want to put his head through a peg like in that film Midnight Express.

But that's just me.


Moderate that one!

Bridge isnt entirely blameless. He was happy enough to let John Terry use his house for one of his previous affairs

[Richard Head]

"his mum steals tea" ?
I don't read the papers, somebody's going to have to bring me up to speed on this one...

His mum was done for shoplifting

[Danbert Nocurry]

At the rate this is going, he's probably had a few forumites. Come on - own up. And was he good at it?

He should be castrated


Bloody hell.... i've just found out that Terry is out and Ferdinand is in as England Captain.

So we go from someone who committed mass adultery to someone who missed a drugs test...

Nice.

[fellboy]

gary neville is to be offered the england captaincy... apparently the decision was based on the fact he hasn't got a chance of shagging anybodies mrs

[Swoop]

gary neville is to be offered the england captaincy...

Is that as non-playing captain, like his role at Man U?

[Carlos the Jackal]

Is that as non-playing captain, like his role at Man U?

it's never man u. man utd is fine, but never never man u. you make us sound like we are supported by thousands of cockneys.