Tonight's football thread

[Richard Head]

I still want you to make the top 6 Iain as i think United in the Europa League will be somewhat reminiscent of our one season sojourn in the third tier of English Football.

Away games at anonymous locations in crumbling stadiums, full of curious locals who haven't seen their local team in the flesh for many a moon. On the pitch, journeymen pros all of a sudden find a few extra gears to their game in the knowledge that, as far as their pedestrian careers are concerned, this is very much their Cup Final.

I desperately hope you can put the afterburners on and finish sixth as it'll make fantastic viewing watching you struggle on Channel 4 on Thursday nights.

If City win the League Cup then United only need to be in the top seven to qualify for the Europa League, even Moyesy should be able to manage that

[Carlos the Jackal]

If City win the League Cup then United only need to be in the top seven to qualify for the Europa League, even Moyesy should be able to manage that

boy, that's stretching it a bit.

[Swoop]

My sister who is a United fan dropped her United Mug yesterday and it smashed on the kitchen floor.
I said I would order her a new one but this is what it said on the store website:


Manchester United Stadium Mug
Ref:130644

: £3.20
Normal Price: £5.99 Save £2.79

Availability :

Out of Stock

SORRY WE ARE OUT OF ALL DOMESTIC CUPS

[IanDarkpeak]

My sister who is a United fan dropped her United Mug yesterday and it smashed on the kitchen floor.
I said I would order her a new one but this is what it said on the store website:


Manchester United Stadium Mug
Ref:130644

: £3.20
Normal Price: £5.99 Save £2.79

Availability :

Out of Stock

SORRY WE ARE OUT OF ALL DOMESTIC CUPS

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england...ester-25858527

[Swoop]

Manchester United fan calls 999 asking for Alex Ferguson

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england...ester-25858527

He was told there was a penalty for misuse of the 999 number, to which he replied, "Are you trying to be funny?"

[Feet in the Cowclaps]

"Just like that". Gus Poyet taunts David Moyes with his Tommy Cooper impression.

[Richard Shlong]

Whilst watching the National Television Awards last night, I discovered the existence of Fernanda Lima
Ding dong!

[Richard Head]

If anyone missed it last night Sky Sports 2 is just about to show De Gea's howler and United's Carry on Penalties performance again. Also repeated at 7.00 and 10.00 if you want to keep watching it over and over

[Richard Head]

Even more hilarious second time round

[Richard Head]

Last nights attendance 71,000 including 9,000 from Sunderland. What's going on there, I thought the capacity was 75,000