Mental Health Test

[Richard Asquith]

During a visit to the mental asylum, I asked the director "How do you
determine whether or not a patient should be institutionalized."

"Well," said the director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon,
a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub’

How do you empty the bathtub?

[Al Fowler]

Pull the pug.

[noel]

I was hoping someone would fall for that one.

Here's another:

If a peacock lays an egg on a north-facing hill. Which way does it roll?

[ukhursty]

I was hoping someone would fall for that one.

Here's another:

If a peacock lays an egg on a north-facing hill. Which way does it roll?

Downhill

[Al Fowler]

I was hoping someone would fall for that one.

Here's another:

If a peacock lays an egg on a north-facing hill. Which way does it roll?

I nearly said the bucket...then read the last line.

Down perhaps?

[noel]

Downhill

You fell for it. Peacocks don't lay eggs - they're male

[Al Fowler]

You fell for it. Peacocks don't lay eggs - they're male

Whats the female called....a pea-hen?

[ukhursty]

You fell for it. Peacocks don't lay eggs - they're male

GOod one

[Mountain Goatess]

Pull the pug.

Poor ickle pug!

[fellgazelle]

Ah, well spotted MG,
does that count as a fail Al?