I just saw a rather attractive lady in the jacuzzi, so casually walked over to get in and introduce myself as "Eccleston the fellrunner" which would obviously have her quivering with lust.
Unfortunately I'd just come out the hot sauna and not quite in prime state. In fact I was feeling quite faint and in need of a sit down somewhere cooler. As I stepped in the jacuzzi I couldn't see the bottom so just assumed it was the same depth. In my addled state I forgot there is a ledge where you sit, so I stepped into thin air/water and torpedo-bombed her from about 6ft up. Luckily didn't headbutt her and she saw the funny side, but she obviously thought I was mental.
Short session tonight, quick sharp hill reps, managed 1600ft in 2.5 miles. Was still sweating half hour later.