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    Master and MR
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    before school


    what a bloody nightmare, school run and all those other chores
    im usually up and out for 6.30am
    this morning amanda and her mates buggered off to new york

    oh my god what a saga
    ive been left a pile of instructions
    okay okay i didnt realise how hard it would be to get my teenage lad out of bed
    i had to chuck water on him , then
    messages as follows
    err dont forget daz
    1/ dinner money
    2/ PE kit
    3/ footie kit for tonight
    4/ turn on washing machine ( all set )
    5/ clean school shoes
    6/ make sure josh has his school planner
    7/ make suer he takes his bag
    8/ subs for footie game for him
    9/ shopping list to take with me to work to get on way home
    10/ feed rabbit
    11/ catch rabbit as he is out in the garden
    12/ drive her mates car on our drive to keep safe
    13/ 2 off my lads mates come round at 7.30
    14/ get his breakfast
    15/ take the three of em to school
    16/ drop car off at garage for mot
    17/ GO TO WORK
    18/ pick up lad for footie
    19 shopping
    20/ take stuff out washer
    21 ive forgot
    22/ ive lost the plot
    23/ ive no life
    24/ JJ , emmilou, moo, millipede is it like this every day
    25/ cmon ladies how can i simplify things

    yesterday i had a life , how am i gonna manage a run these next few days

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    Joliver Jim
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    Re: before school

    Men are just so unbelievably crap.

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    hahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!

    Sorry, but that is funny daz!

    Think of those of us with 3 and more - I've 3 children and 3 DIFFERENT school runs and that's just for starters!

    Seriously though to make things easier PREPARE ahead! Get everything you can done the night before!

    you'll be fine - an 'expert' in a few days

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    Re: before school

    SCHOOL RUNS!!!

    make the buggers walk / cycle!

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    Re: before school

    Quote Originally Posted by Joliver Jim View Post
    Men are just so unbelievably crap.
    No we're not, it's just that Daz has led a very sheltered life .

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    Joliver Jim
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    Re: before school

    What happened to Chris then?
    Quote Originally Posted by david View Post
    No we're not, it's just that Daz has led a very sheltered life .

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    Joliver Jim
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    Re: before school

    Quote Originally Posted by dominion View Post
    SCHOOL RUNS!!!

    make the buggers walk / cycle!
    8 miles? For the three year old?

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    Re: before school

    daz that sounds so scary!

    I am so never having kids

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    Re: before school

    Quote Originally Posted by OneHillWonder View Post
    daz that sounds so scary!

    I am so never having kids

    Will you marry me OneHill???


    Daz, you've forgot to pick the car up!

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    Re: before school

    Quote Originally Posted by dominion View Post
    SCHOOL RUNS!!!

    make the buggers cycle!

    Have you seen how dangerous it is out there - that and I couldn't keep up with mine - but that's probably due to one of the others weighing me down in the seat at the back of my bike!


    Daz - to be honest I think AJ's list is more than reasonable - I've have included ironing, shopping, gardening and decorating at least on mine

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