MI6 in the car park

[Derby Tup]

But then, it's quite wet today and I didn't fancy slipping while pirouetting over a particularly high wall.

Perhaps it's time to consider a 'What Inov-8 for escaping gangsters in BMWs on wet tarmac' thread in the Equipment section

[Lola]

Top Tip:

When you see the red dot laser on your chest - stop moving immediately or you, and Derek, are toast!

[noel]

Top Tip:

When you see the red dot laser on your chest - stop moving immediately or you, and Derek, are toast!

Cripes! I'm going to wear a red jumper tomorrow. That way they'll never know whether they've targeted me or not.

James Bond's got nothing on me (and Derek).

[Lola]

Noel,

You're a natural. Who trained you? Perhaps 'they' have cause to be waiting for you.

[mr brightside]

I should probably report them to David Cameron for wasting tax-payers' money while damaging the environment.

I saw his business class flight thing in the paper today, it can't last surely, it's just a matter of time before he has a 'two jags' moment and screws it up. He's a PR timebomb.

As for MI5, i'd be a nosey neighbour and ask if they are waiting for someone.

[Brotherton Lad]

Careful, Derek from accounts is a classic cover name for a double agent.

[wormstone]

Careful, Derek from accounts is a classic cover name for a double agent.

And, he told me he worked in Payroll....

[OneHillWonder]

Oh it's all very exciting this! Any further updates noel - anything happen overnight? Were the same 2 agents sat outside your house later on, with their engines running?

[noel]

Oh it's all very exciting this! Any further updates noel - anything happen overnight? Were the same 2 agents sat outside your house later on, with their engines running?

They've not returned since they left after about an hour of serious lurking yesterday.

I was working late last night on the rocket escape pod. I'm also making headway on convincing my colleagues to all wear matching yellow jumpsuits. TBH, after all these years of planning, it will be a relief to have someone to explain my diabolical plan to, before leaving them to die in a sinister and very slow way involving paper clips and staplers.

[sore legs]

They've not returned since they left after about an hour of serious lurking yesterday.

Perhaps they have now recce'd their route / entry point / target ......... has anyone failed to turn up for work??

Perhaps Derek in payroll is being held at home while the company's millions are being cybered away to a Cayman Island account. Best carryout a quick roll call - or just phone for Jack Bauer's assistance. :w00t: