'Father Ted Night'

[L.F.F.]

These cows are small, those cows are far away... or something like that. One of the moments that stands out for me. Great programme.

[Roy Scott]

New Jack City for me. The 'hairy hands' one with father fintan stack.

I've had my fun, and thats all that matters...

Great episode

Thats my favourite aswell.

I just drove your car into a big wall....

[Wheeze]

And there's some great, silly quotes as well. One of my faves is....
"Ah great, mass! Father Ultan Crosbie is doing it, I'm a huge fan of his, he gives good mass... he really, he really knows how to work the altar. Look at that chalice work - effortless!"

Written on the page it doesn't seem much but on screen it really hits the mark. Do you have to be Catholic to get the best of it?

[southernsoftie]

I like it when they get given the car to raffle off to save the roof, but they get a dent in it and decide to beat it out with hammers: from the front, perfect. Cut to side view...from a perfect straight line halfway down the car to the back, it's crumpled to b*ggery and a million times worse than when they started.

Hilarious visual gag.

I think viewer's choice was "Speed 3" and writer's was "Kicking Bishop Brennan Up The Arse", or was it the other way aroud ?

No, that was it.

[Boy Wonder]

Ted "I've got some news for you'
Dougal "You're getting married!'

Love it!

[Multiterrainer]

One of my faves:

Ted: Uh... Dougal... there's uh... some shaving cream there.
Dougal: No, no, Ted, your grand.
Ted:No... on you.
Dougal: Oh... where exactly Ted?
Ted: Just there, below your ear.
Dougal: Here?
Ted: Yes and there's... uh... there's a bit more...
Dougal: Gone?
Ted: No, there's still just a tiny... Dougal, its all over the place!
Dougal: How on Earth did that get there?... I didn't even shave this morning!


....and my fave Mrs Doyle quote:

Won't you have some cake, Father? It's got cocaine in it. Oh no, hang on, it's not cocaine, is it. What do I mean now? - the little things... Raisins!:thumbup:

[RichardAThackeray]

I think the one when they saw Richard Wilson from one foot in the grave and dared each other to shout I DONT BELIEVE IT, takes some beating.Pure class.

That's the.......

Or.... 'The Mainland'... taking Jack for an eyesight test (with the test-chart from 'Fecarse Industries').... Mrs Doyle (& friend) being arrested for fighting in the cafe over paying the bill..... Jack going into the Alcoholics Anonymous meeting..... seeing Richard Wilson at the 'Very Dark Caves', & his subsequently beating Ted up (& later turning up on their doorstep, when lost)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jdvZr...has_verified=1

[Deejay]

Ted: I'm not a fascist. I'm a priest. Fascists dress up in black and tell people what to do. Whereas priests...
...More drink!