Originally Posted by
Danbert Nocurry
Perhaps we should have a race called the GRAND FINALE NATIONAL. Basically it would be a 40 horse race but full of all horses that are on their last season and heading for the dog bowl or to becoming a pritt stick.
They would all race and those that don't place could be executed on the spot, those that do place could get to live happily ever after in butlins giving toddlers and fat Daily Mail readers rides.
Get it banned it's bloody barbaric alright.
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