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    How can you tell a Fell runner

    If in the supermarket the fell runner will have healthy foodstuff but will reveal themselves by having bottles of real ale from smaller breweries.
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    Re: How can you tell a Fell ru

    Peaty toe nails.
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    Re: How can you tell a Fell ru

    Uses a compass to find his way to the checkouts?

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    Re: How can you tell a Fell ru

    Uses his dibber at the checkout, mistaking it for a checkpoint, instead of his card.
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    Re: How can you tell a Fell ru

    Leaves a muddy trail on the floor and frightens old ladies with bleeding hairy legs...and that's just the ladies!!!
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    Re: How can you tell a Fell ru

    A fellrunner is the one that thinks it's completely normal to go shopping in studded shoes covered head to foot in mud and sheep cack, and pays with a ratty note stuffed in the recesses of his/her bumbag.
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    Re: How can you tell a Fell ru

    Stoops to sup from a puddle in the car park.
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    Re: How can you tell a Fell ru

    Turns up in a hotel in the middle of nowhere, freezing cold and soaking wet....later to be found exchanging tales sipping tea with sox off toasting toes in front of a log fire!!!
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    Re: How can you tell a Fell ru

    Runs up and down the stairs at work.

    Pees in full view of the public.

    Their cars are full of safety pins and the mats/carpets look like they have had an agricultural show held on them.
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    Re: How can you tell a Fell ru

    Work colleagues ain't got a clue what he's on about when they ask him what he's been up to at the weekend and think he's quite mad...................unless he's lucky enough to work with other fellrunners.
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