Bob Graham Jokebook

[empty miles]

Slob Graham Round - a big bag of haribos, a bar of Dairy Milk and a packet of jelly babies going up Skiddaw - 2 pots of rice pudding and a Mars bar going up Great Calva - 2 litres of flat coke, a round of peanut butter sarnies and 12 boiled spuds going up Blencathra - corned beef hash, Irish stew, a bacon butty and a mug of tea at Threlkeld. Pull out, feeling dizzy, at the top of Clough Head (once you stop eating, you've had it)

Boab Graham Round - the Australian gardeners' alternative. Leaf the Moot Hall feeling great but everything goes wrong at the end of Leg Tree.

[johnmc]

Apple Bob(-bing) Graham Round, for hard core runners. Can you get round before you crumble?

[Duncan R]

The Bob Harris Round - Which actually is probably more of an old grey whistle test

[elliptic]

Snob Graham Round - to be completed solo and unsupported with the express intention of lauding the achievement over mere mortals who use pacers and support that can be labelled a "circus" in an annoyingly pretentious way.

And of course, not forgetting the:

Mob Graham Round - to be done with 14 other contenders and 178 assorted club members, other halves, forum acquaintances, long-lost relatives, dogs and small children in support... those pretentious low-key solo runners are missing out on the companionship of the fells that makes the whole experience so special!

[Hank]

And of course, not forgetting the:

Mob Graham Round - to be done with 14 other contenders and 178 assorted club members, other halves, forum acquaintances, long-lost relatives, dogs and small children in support... those pretentious low-key solo runners are missing out on the companionship of the fells that makes the whole experience so special!

Hehe... fair enough!

[stevers]

The Bob Seger and the Silver Bullet Band Round: Done only on a Full Moon, come along, it's a howl.

You're not trying hard enough with this one...You'll accomp'ny me on my Bob Seger round....most of it will be Against the Wind...we'll be making some Night Moves over Leg 2...underfoot conditions will be, er, Like a Rock...we'll be finishing off by running up Main Street to the Moot Hall after which they'll have to to Roll me Away...

[stevers]

Fob Graham Round, round completed as usual but car keys lost en route.

[mountain bag]

Bruce Willis Round - you've got to start in a white vest white becomes increasingly tatty and grey as the round continues.... and lots of Yippee-ki-yay's at Moot Hall

[TheReverand]

The Bob Hoskins round, its a little bit short

[duty_druid]

The Bob Fleming Round, not to be sneezed at.