Slob Graham Round - a big bag of haribos, a bar of Dairy Milk and a packet of jelly babies going up Skiddaw - 2 pots of rice pudding and a Mars bar going up Great Calva - 2 litres of flat coke, a round of peanut butter sarnies and 12 boiled spuds going up Blencathra - corned beef hash, Irish stew, a bacon butty and a mug of tea at Threlkeld. Pull out, feeling dizzy, at the top of Clough Head (once you stop eating, you've had it)
Boab Graham Round - the Australian gardeners' alternative. Leaf the Moot Hall feeling great but everything goes wrong at the end of Leg Tree.