I've upset one of my best mates and his girlfriend and was wondering how best to make it up to them?
With hindsight, putting jelly down the toilet and leaving it overnight was not a good idea.
I've upset one of my best mates and his girlfriend and was wondering how best to make it up to them?
With hindsight, putting jelly down the toilet and leaving it overnight was not a good idea.
John, John, John - you've been getting into trouble again eh?
Before I can give advice I think it's important to know what flavour jelly it was.
Did you flush the toilet beforehand, or had the jelly set with turds in it? could be fun to clear.
I think you can get apology cards for precisely this faux pas, and if you can't, maybe a gap in the market for a thrusting young entrepeneur like yourself?
Ugh! That's sick! What kind of depraved Monsta are you!?Originally Posted by Ze Monsta
His girlfriend didn't appreciate us hard boiling all their eggs and putting them back in the fridge either so really need to make it up to them.
Seemed like a good idea after a Crabsinthe (Crabbies and Absinthe)
Heh heh, just trying to get a fuller picture, did you remember to piss in the cistern? that would have been the icing on the proverbial cake.
That's genius!
Just by your mate a pint and it'll be right.
Send them some hundreds and thousands. It's always best to do a job properly.
Chuck in some fruit, custard, cream and a bit of sponge cake as well and tell them to get ovet it, its only a trifling matter
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