We are having a new floor put down today and the bloke who is doing the job is currently in my bathroom shitting his guts out.
Obviously I am aware the fella can't go a day without taking a crap, but is it wrong for me to be mortified at this action he has taken, especially since he has just been home for his lunch break.
I feel quite unsettled.
I might also add that there were quite a few HNNGGHHH's coming from the bathroom and a lot of loud splattering. I'm not game to go in there and will go for a piss in the garden if needs be.
I fear that there is a mess and if the wife comes home to discover it I will be blamed.