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    You might be a fellrunner...

    Ok, I know there was a similar discussion last year but it was far too serious and meaningful.

    In the spirit of Jeff Foxworthy's 'You might be a redneck...', how would you finish the sentence? I'll start.

    You might be a fellrunner...

    • ... if you think that 'bloody idiot' is a compliment.
    • ... if you own more off-road shoes than actual shoes.
    • ... if you engage in long discussions about Jelly Babies and their nutritional value.
    • ... if you still find mud after two showers and a bath.
    • ... if your two-year-old tells everyone about 'Daddy's special magazines. Not allowed touch. Got pictures of muddy people. Not wearing much clothes'



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    Re: You might be a fellrunner.

    If you paint your toenails just to hide the mud!

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    Re: You might be a fellrunner.

    Toe nails are permanantly black (either bruising or peat)

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    Re: You might be a fellrunner.

    Quote Originally Posted by PlumBum View Post
    Toe nails are permanantly black (either bruising or peat)
    And washed socks are still stiff with peat!
    Last edited by Rodders; 12-02-2012 at 04:41 PM.

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    Re: You might be a fellrunner.

    If you own no such thing as a pair of white socks....

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    Re: You might be a fellrunner.

    Quote Originally Posted by biara View Post
    If you own no such thing as a pair of white socks....
    Burst out laughing at this one - it's funny because it's true...

    How about:

    ...if you have the body of someone twenty years younger and the face of someone twenty years older.

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    Re: You might be a fellrunner.

    If you think that spending 4 hours slogging up and down hills on a saturday morning is fun

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    Re: You might be a fellrunner.

    If you think that public car parks are the perfect place to get naked, regardless of the temperature and the amount of balancing involved...

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    Re: You might be a fellrunner.

    If you leave the house on Saturday morning armed with not much else than four quid in change and some safety pins.

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    Re: You might be a fellrunner.

    If you prefer washing in streams, rivers, canals or a decent sized puddle rather than your own bathroom.
    Hills and Guinness!

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