Originally Posted by Penguin
It's even f@cking worse when you're on a bike!!!
It's even f@cking worse when you're on a bike!!!
Try to answer a mobile phone.
Before we have the spouting of "what were you carryingone for!!!" my wife was expecting a child and I went off to do an off road marathon! She phoned to say she was bored!
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Let me guess, it wasn't a pb that day!!!
...believe your faster, fitter pals when they say "just over the next rise and it's all downhill from there. We should be back in 10minutes..."
...there's a hill nearby missing its fool...
I was 5 miles from the end, but with a short cut back which could have taken me 10 minutes to get to the car. I was ready to leap like a loon through a few fields to the road and hare off in the car!
The baby didn't come for another three days.
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Almost run into a bus stop whilst chatting to another runner!
Run past the queue at a bus stop just as a woman holding a heavy can of paint raises her arm to flag down the bus. Caught me a very sensitive area, must to the amusement of the queue of people, i'm sure!
is this the incident you did whilst abroad?
well i was only 6 when this happened and playing cricket on a beach in wales.
i had hit the ball well and a car decided to drive along the wicket to take a short cut, i hit the door as i was charging for the stumps at the other end and hit the car door full on.
made quite a mess of the car.
Run through snow covered gorse in shorts
Decide to cool off on a warm day during an ultramarathon by stuffing snow down your sports bra (obviously applicable to only some forum members) - it works, but I had excruciating muscle pain across my chest for about 2 days afterwards
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