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    Re: idiot

    I've seen this too often in fell races for it to be funny anymore - eg I lost about 20 places in the Cloud Nine race to the morons who thought it would be ok to trample over a barbed wire fence to skip a stile. (to my shame, I didn't say a word, I just stood in the queue and fumed quietly)

    If you want to get through a stile faster, RUN QUICKER.

    Next time I see it happen, I'm going to memorise some numbers and get them reported.

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    Re: idiot

    I would take a pen and paper: I'd never be able to remember them otherwise.
    I'm gonna get that cwazy gwouse...

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    Re: idiot

    Quote Originally Posted by XRunner View Post


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    Re: idiot

    Quote Originally Posted by RichK View Post
    I've seen this too often in fell races for it to be funny anymore - eg I lost about 20 places in the Cloud Nine race to the morons who thought it would be ok to trample over a barbed wire fence to skip a stile. (to my shame, I didn't say a word, I just stood in the queue and fumed quietly)
    I shout out now if I see someone queue jumping - everyone else should too. Funny thing is I'm normally in the middle of the field so it's funny how seriously some people take it in the middle of the pack.

    Didn't Cloud Nine have over 300 runners? Perhaps there's an onus on organisers to restrict numbers if there are significant bottlenecks? Does get a bit daft if the queues are too big.

    Failing that the organisers should put a marshall with a clipboard by the gate/stile and disqualify offenders.

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    On a slightly more light hearted note on this thread, i'm reminded of a fell race I did a few years back. I was tucked in just behid Alfie Atkinson going up a hill and saw the gate ahead as a chance to pull up onto his shoulder.

    However, the whippersnapper then proceeded to HURDLE the gate - I've never seen anyone hurdle a gate going UPHILL before. By the time I had climbed the gate he was gone..........
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    Quote Originally Posted by Joe View Post
    At Boar's Head it's considered stylish to bypass one of the stiles by going through the hole for dogs ;-)
    Hands Up...... I was that "idiot" dog.... not that it really made any difference and only damaged my knees...

    On the "Sheephole" subject..... often known as a "crawl" around Kinder... (tried to insert pic'..... and failed again!.... advice please)..

    And like others a dim view is taken of those who cause any damage or try to be smart when queing is the thing to do...
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    What an interesting thread! Should it be renamed Gates, Stiles and all types of fence? (Planes , Trains and automobiles). On another note , i like stiles cos it means i can catch my breath . This Alfie Atkinson fella, was he nicknamed Tigger by any chance?
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    Re: idiot

    Quote Originally Posted by RichK View Post
    Next time I see it happen, I'm going to memorise some numbers and get them reported.
    That's what I did at Aggie's - 811 Pete James of West Pennine Runners.
    Why not start a Name & Shame thread?

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    Re: idiot

    Anyone seen the video of the 2006 Lordstones Wainstones championship race? A high profile runner moves up from 2nd place into 1st, by avoiding the stile taken by the leader, and instead vaulting the adjacent fence.
    Last edited by Pike; 10-07-2007 at 11:00 PM.

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    Can't wait to get to the stile meself and have a bit of a breather
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