okay
here goes , im covering for paul our works supervisor today
some problems i have had
a/ we have no bogroll in the toilets
b/ nip to tesco for bogroll, quilted or unquilted
c/ got unquilted
d/ moans of our arses are bein ripped to bits by the bogroll
e/ wrong steel been delivered
f/ divert another steel delivery from immingham
g/ one lad has buggered off after tea break, reports of his missus playin away
h/ another lad wants a sub £30 , apparantley paul reg forks out £200 a week in subs and claims it back
i/ induct 2 polish workers
j/ i dont speak polish but they pass anyway
k/ polish worker needs XL overalls , none in stores
l/ have to submit works chippy order, at least 25 bags of chips
m/ various chips are wrong , darren is a w,..//nker at this job is all i here
n/ text paul to tell him im losing the will to live
o/ 2 x machines trip out , alarm bells going off for 10 mns, no electrician
p/ anther worker goes awol, his missus is having her baby
q/ i have to juggle workers around to replace father to be as his job is highly skilled
r/ valeter rolls up to clean MDs range rover, its here but no keys to be found
s/ fire safety man turns up for inspection , paul failed to tell me this , production needs halting for 30 mins , not good
t/ resume production , 3 machines immediatley trip out
u/ arrrrghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
v/ a machine we are sending away for repair wont start,
w/ after 20 mins faffing realise theres no diesel in it
x/ polish worker is hounding me to set on more of his mates
y/ polish worker asks if i need a good woman tonite
z/ polish worker is serious
i may take him up on it
and i once turned this job down
thank god
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Originally Posted by daz h
