Who TF What TF is

[Richard Shlong]

You might be right. We shared a few too many glasses of Chateauneuf du pape last winter, things got out of hand and we started playing Naked twister. I tripped trying to reach the blue dot, landed on top of her, and the rest is history.

I'll cut you a deal. If he wears a wig, brunette ideally, is clean shaven, puts on a voice of a lady, and doesnt show me whats in his trousers - then I'll maybe meet up.

[Richard Shlong]

Some people seem to be doing a lot to get The Shlong's attention around here.

I reckon there's one or two who secretly fancy a bit of Christmas Shlong...

WEEEEEEEY HEEEEEEEEEEEY.

Ding dong, here comes the Shlong. (Ladies only).

[Richard Shlong]

Its my works Chrismas do tonight. Its guna be meesssssssssssssssyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.