Who TF What TF is

[Amex]

Shlong, with my new found ability to be able to question things in more detail I must question this,
Is shlong trying to come out?
He makes comments as if he dislikes ladies, I feel he goes over the top to ensure any lady is not attracted to him, a perfect example of “COS”.
He then tries to deflect his comments with reference to biscuits?????

But when you read things like this “Hey Rev - You've just got to talk crap and make regular reference to your penis. It works for me.”

I feel this is the side he wants to out which is great by me hey we could go shoot some pool or other manly things
The only thing important in life is to be yourself Come on Shlong or Brenda whichever is best for you, I can help we can help we are here to help

[Richard Shlong]

Amex, Amex, Amex.....my shlong is for the ladies eyes only. I don't persue the derriere of another mans. No, no.

I seek the beautiful blossom, the magestic rose, I long to hold a beautiful woman in my arms each Friday and Saturday night (The rest of the time I'm recovering).

I reckon I could teach you a few things.

[Richard Shlong]

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[Amex]

classic Classic "COS"
you are only fooling yourself and the ones you love, I can help

[Richard Shlong]

I am not....

[Johnny Foreigner]

I seek the beautiful blossom, the magestic rose, I long to hold a beautiful woman in my arms each Friday and Saturday night (The rest of the time I'm recovering).
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Hmmm, a bit of friendly advice for you Richard. It might be a bit easier for you when you stop living with your mum.

[Richard Head]

I think it's obvious that Shlongy is suffering from small penis syndrome

[Richard Shlong]

I came in like a wreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeecking ball.

[Amex]

I came in like a wreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeecking ball.

I am very worried
Shlong don't be shy about your tiny Willie having a wart for a Willie is not the end of the world, hell lets all be adult no body here is like Errol Flynn YOU CAN GET FANTASTIC COUNSILLING these days hey you pay into the system take a tad back.
Don't worry about your well none feminine side the lads you are wanting to avoid hopefully will be in touch soon will fully understand in fact they may help you over come your "COS" and now "TWS" or as Richard Head calls it "SPS"

Its been a tough day for you Dick, and I for one on here am starting to feel your pain, lets chat PM me and I will help you find, well yourself, I am clear with my sexuality so its not a burden to me I just want to help xx

Remember we can help you

[Richard Shlong]

The tape measure doesn't lie - It aint no ponsy pecker!