You might be right. We shared a few too many glasses of Chateauneuf du pape last winter, things got out of hand and we started playing Naked twister. I tripped trying to reach the blue dot, landed on top of her, and the rest is history.
I'll cut you a deal. If he wears a wig, brunette ideally, is clean shaven, puts on a voice of a lady, and doesnt show me whats in his trousers - then I'll maybe meet up.