Originally Posted by
Witton Park
Domino's "Hi Sir, My name is Theresa, how can I help you?"
Me "Hi Theresa, I'd like a 12" Margherita with Prosciutto, mushrooms, salami and an egg with a soft yolk on top. Can you deliver?"
Theresa "No problem Sir, it will be with you in 30 minutes."
10 minutes later...
Theresa "Hi it's me again. No eggs, sorry sir. Do you still want to proceed? Perhaps add another topping? Chef says the soft yoke is a pain anyway so just as well"
Me "Just go ahead without. It'll be fine".
10 minutes later.....
Theresa "Hi Sir, it's Theresa again. The kitchen tell me the Prosciutto isn't a good idea, they suggest honey roast ham. The prosciutto can dry up a bit in the oven. Is that OK sir?
Me "Yes, but you said 30 minutes. I'm getting hungry now and I have other stuff to do. How long?"
Theresa "Just an extra 10 minutes sir if that's OK. We'll crack on with it now we have that cleared up. I think you've made a wise choice".
10 minutes later......
Theresa "Sir, can I tempt you with the offer we have on today? It's the Hawaiian. It has ham on, and we'll add some mushrooms free of charge, so it won't be a million miles away from what you ordered, which was a little impractical wasn't it sir? We also had our nutritionist have a look at your original order and let's just say she thinks the Hawaiin is in your best interests. A little less protein and saturated fat and you get 2 of your 5 a day"
Me "Yes, just get on with it. Just get me a pizza here in the next 15 minutes."
Domino's "It will probably be 20 minutes yet sir. These things take time."
Me "OK, get on with it"
20 minutes later...
Me "Where's my pizza? I'm here, hungry and nothing yet and we are over 50 minutes since I first ordered. It was supposed to be here in 30!
Theresa "Sorry sir, your address is over the bridge. It's log jam. Our delivery van is caught up in it. Won't be long"
10 minutes later....
Theresa "Sorry sir. There's been a little mishap. the van has overturned on a sharp bend a few minutes away from you. Your Hawaiin looks more like a Calzone. Our driver is OK and say's he'll bring on foot if you still want it. It can be with you in 10."
Me "JUST GET IT TO ME!!!!!"
15 minutes later....
Me "Theresa, where the hell is my pizza???"
Domino's "Sorry Sir, Theresa has left now. I'm Amber. What can I do for you?"
Me "I have a pizza order that should have been delivered over 30 minutes ago."
Amber "Do you know what you ordered sir?"
Me "Hello, is that Papa John's?"
Papa John's "Yes, Nige here. What can I do for you sir?"