Quote Originally Posted by neilly View Post
I think thats stretching it a bit!
That reminds me of the Errol Flynn joke that I heard my sister tell about 45 years ago. Unfortunately, with my memory as it is these days, I can only really remember the punch line! But it goes something like this. Errol Flynn has a fancy dress party to go to, so he goes to a costumiers to get an outfit. Unfortunately, after trying on dozens of outfits none of them are deemed suitable because none of them can accommodate his famous appendage. (Although, apparently, the fame might have been unwarranted, but that spoils the joke.) Finally, and in exasperation after yet another outfit is rejected, the costumier says "in that case, sir, may I suggest you sling it over your shoulder and go as a petrol pump".