It's not just bumwad, Otley Waitrose was out of teabags on saturday too. Mind you, everyone likes a nice brew when you're a bit groggy.
Scourges and pestolences are nothing new, they're there to bump a few of us off and stop us killing the planet by buying too many xmas presents for eachother. The more of us that kick the bucket the better.
The Craven Arms have responded by doing nothing apart from putting a face mask on the 'Caught by a fox' guy. I'm going to model my response on them and do nothing. As someone who makes a choice to live healthily, this lergy is a 'verzy advesarry' and i say to it what Morpheus said to Neo the first time they fought in The Matrix, "hit me...if you can".
