Shock, horror! Murray on his arse last night. He'd only been playing for one point and he went straight down on his backside when his foot slipped. Why are they putting up with this? He looked down at the sole of his crappy shoe as if it was the shoes fault, and banged it about a bit with the frame of his bat. It's the equivalent of me turning up to Great Whernside In a pair of Gucci loafers and expecting to find some traction. Totally insane. The world of tennis needs to meet the Pete bland van.