Lawns are bad

[Wheeze]

Lawnmower? I use a John Deere lawn tractor! At this time of year, any wild flowers that have the temerity to pop up their little heads get left well alone in a little oasis of untouched grass. Water, fertiliser? Pah! I dont want the damn stuff growing any quicker thankyou! I'm sure we get plenty of run off from all the crap that gets sprayed on the field next door.

[haworth hobbler]

Selective mowing is the answer. Plus mine removes slugs and snails. They have 2 legs and either cluck,crow or quack.