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    New Fell Shirt.

    Are you fed up with seeing Steam Bunnies hop past you on races?
    Do you watch in awe at the technique of ace descender 'Wheeze', as he plummets down near vertical slopes?

    Now you too may share the secret of their incredible speed on descents, by purchasing the
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    STEAM BUNNY


    TERMINAL VELOCITY
    FELL SHIRT.

    Manufactured from super slick, top secret bunny materials. Just purchase this fell shirt and you can compete on equal terms with the mighty Wheeze and Toffer.

    Fear no descent however steep, catch Wheeze as he reaches "Terminal Velocity" falling down those Brecon mountains.
    This product may damage your health if worn at altitude.
    Do not wear if allergic to rabbit fur.


    Special discount to WFRA members, contact Wheeze for details and purchase.
    Don't roll with a pig in poo. You get covered in poo and the pig likes it.

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    Re: New Fell Shirt.

    On the tomato and marmite sandwiches again eh Moley?
    Simon Blease
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    Re: New Fell Shirt.

    Quote Originally Posted by Wheeze View Post
    On the tomato and marmite sandwiches again eh Moley?
    Every day, they produce mildy mind altering chemicals, as you can see!

    But mainly the result of a session in the gym last night .... just 10 minutes on some crap machine staring at a sodding wall does my head in and sends my brain to strange places .

    I think you could be missing an excellent marketing opportunity here, I would buy one
    Don't roll with a pig in poo. You get covered in poo and the pig likes it.

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    Re: New Fell Shirt.

    First 5 Terminal Velocity shirts to be shipped will be signed by the Bunnies themselves!!!!
    How can you resist an offer like that?

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    Re: New Fell Shirt.

    are theylike these?

    A garment of rough cloth made from goats' hair and worn in the form of a shirt or as a girdle around the loins, by way of mortification and penance. The Latin name is said to be derived from Cilicia, where this cloth was made, but the thing itself was probably known and used long before this name was given to it.

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    Re: New Fell Shirt.

    Yes, only worse.
    Simon Blease
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