Lifts needed all year round!

[stevefoster]

Not really a good idea to kill yourself, and its against the law, although never seen any successful suicide convicted in a court of law
Killing other people is naughty as well

[Stolly]

I was watching Lee Evans on one of the Sky channels on Sunday night (Paramount comedy?). Completely brilliant of course. He, pretty astutely if you ask me, put the fault of global warming fair and squarely onto women nowadays buying frigging candles for their homes

[stevefoster]

I was watching Lee Evans on one of the Sky channels on Sunday night (Paramount comedy?). Completely brilliant of course. He, pretty astutely if you ask me, put the fault of global warming fair and squarely onto women nowadays buying frigging candles for their homes

Add to that the fact that they break wind and never admit it, sorry ladies, its all your fault

[CL]

Why should I kill myself because I care about global warming?




You seem to be harbouring a lot of anger, Chris. Have you tried meditation?

Yes I am angry grouse, because I know where all this propaganda is going.All those people who think so called global warming is an important issue, haven't got their priorities right.

I say, if you don't want carbon dioxide in the atmosphere stop breathing.After 5 minutes you won't produce any more carbon dioxide.Additionally you won't be in a position to care any more.

Grouse I wouldn't dream of meditating.That's for people who've given up!

[CL]

Not really a good idea to kill yourself, and its against the law, although never seen any successful suicide convicted in a court of law
Killing other people is naughty as well

Fast like a cat Merrylegs! put em up.

In the 1920s there was a spate of suicides amongst members of the communist party in Russia.

A law was passed and upon conviction the punishment was......yes you've guessed it........DEATH.

[stevefoster]

Fast like a cat Merrylegs! put em up.

In the 1920s there was a spate of suicides amongst members of the communist party in Russia.

A law was passed and upon conviction the punishment was......yes you've guessed it........DEATH.

Bet that really scared them and stopped them from re-offending

[Grouse]

And for the smallest possible carbon footprint, go for burial and not cremation.