The things you see in the....

[Danbert Nocurry]

....early hours of the morning.


The Missus and myself were awakened at about 3.30am this morning by an absolutely shit-faced bloke singing a Man United football song.

I went to the bedroom window to have a giggle (as you do) and saw the bloke, mid forties I would say, doing the 3 forward 2 backwards routine.

When, suddenly he stopped in his tracks, paused and then dropped his strides and sat on a wall with his arse hanging over the other side.

I beckoned the Mrs:

me: You have got to come on see this.
her: what?
me: A bloke is about to have a shit in the street, over a wall.

her:eh?

jumps out of bed.

me: ewwwwww!


her:thats our bloody wall, he's shitting into our garden!


me oh sh*t!


I banged on the window and hurled some abuse at him, he got up pulled his strides up and carried on down the road.

I've just had to go out and sort it out.

[Katt Belles]

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

And you thought cats were bad! Serves you right

Hee hee hee hee hee hee.....

Ciao.

[marty mcfly]

Yeah, sorry about that - it was the second kebab that did it...

I was once late for work and found someone asleep under a bush in my garden. I gave him a cup of coffee and went to work.

[Brummy John]

Right time, right place, right age, right team, but exactly 24 hours too late to be me.

By the way Danbert your lovely wife reminds me of that famous lady furniture designer from the tele, does the adverts, can't think of her name.

[Danbert Nocurry]

Katt as a means of seeking your forgiveness

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CljLb...t=59210&page=2


Brummy John - Apart from her misguided allegiance to Salford Harriers.... The Preying Mantis is Ok really.

[daz h]

http://break.com/index/drunk-man-hit...ible-wall.html

danbert looks like he just carried on after you had a go at him

[OneHillWonder]

drunken staggerers, makes me chuckle