race check list?

[Penguin]

i notice a few people seem quite happy to keep leaving things out of there bum bag? still like erm map? and erm jacket.. ooo and maybe even a whistle

[gyppo]

I've often wondered at some races whether some of the competitors have the required kit hidden in body cavities as it sure a heck ain't in their non-existent bag or pockets.

I'm too honest/stupid not to take all the kit- even in the most benign of conditions.

[dominion]

That reminds me, I think my whistle is still lying on the floor of my car from where it fell out of my bumbag over christmas......

Suppose I'll be ok as long as I don't get a lift to the race!!

[Mud]

I've often wondered at some races whether some of the competitors have the required kit hidden in body cavities

You can often tell when someone has a whistle up their bum.

[gyppo]

Must be one of them dog whistles up mine- as a neighbours dog keep trying to stick his nose there.