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    Intercourse after a race

    Has anyone been pestered for such nonsense after a grueling event when all you want is a nice warm bath and an hours kip?

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    Re: Intercourse after a race

    Quote Originally Posted by Ady In Accy View Post
    Has anyone been pestered for such nonsense after a grueling event when all you want is a nice warm bath and an hours kip?
    Yeah, Ady, me. Lets get the kid's in bed, have a bite to eat and wahay. She's now asleep and i need another bath Glad it was good for her
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    Re: Intercourse after a race

    Things sound like they might be getting back on track ML!

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    Re: Intercourse after a race

    Quote Originally Posted by Ady In Accy View Post
    Things sound like they might be getting back on track ML!
    I live in hope
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    Re: Intercourse after a race

    Quote Originally Posted by merrylegs View Post
    Yeah, Ady, me. Lets get the kid's in bed, have a bite to eat and wahay. She's now asleep and i need another bath Glad it was good for her
    Merry, perhaps a tiny bit too much detail! can we go back to posting about your Nobby Stiles instead?! :-))

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    Re: Intercourse after a race

    The beauty of short bofra/KWL-style races; tha's still geet a bit o'grunt left in thee for a bonkin sesh. Then yer can 'ave a nap while she's mekkin yer tea!

    Not so after somet like 'alf tour or Borrowdale; at least not for this knacker!

    like 'em short n sweet.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Derby Tup View Post
    Merry, perhaps a tiny bit too much detail! can we go back to posting about your Nobby Stiles instead?! :-))
    That was a bum joke DT, actually the nobbies are behind me now
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    Re: Intercourse after a race

    Once you reach 50+, any offer of intercourse (before, after or during) a race training run, or even the Friday shopping at Morrisons, should never be ignored

    There is always another race in the calender, but not always another .....
    Don't roll with a pig in poo. You get covered in poo and the pig likes it.

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    Re: Intercourse after a race

    Quote Originally Posted by molehill View Post
    Once you reach 50+, any offer of intercourse (before, after or during) a race training run, or even the Friday shopping at Morrisons, should never be ignored

    There is always another race in the calender, but not always another .....
    Is it buy one get one free for the over 50's at Morrisons, Moley Offer must end soon
    Hills and Guinness!

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    Re: Intercourse after a race

    Mate, no wonder yer 'nads are so swollen!!
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