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    My swimming credibility has

    significantly increased today.

    Fellow swimmers were looking at me with a new-found respect.

    The reason? This time I removed the plastic bits on my goggles saying "please remove protective film before use".

    I thought they were a bit foggy before.

    Anyway, 32 lengths, which must be over four furlongs . I'm not revealing how slow, but Emmilou is in no danger of me catching her anytime soon.

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    Re: My swimming credibility ha

    :d :d

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    Re: My swimming credibility ha

    Quote Originally Posted by Mud View Post
    significantly increased today.

    Fellow swimmers were looking at me with a new-found respect.

    The reason? This time I removed the plastic bits on my goggles saying "please remove protective film before use".

    I thought they were a bit foggy before.

    Anyway, 32 lengths, which must be over four furlongs . I'm not revealing how slow, but Emmilou is in no danger of me catching her anytime soon.


    Good man Mud.

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    Re: My swimming credibility ha

    did you kick your legs or not?

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    Re: My swimming credibility ha

    Quote Originally Posted by Daleside
    did you kick your legs or not?
    A bit. I kicked another bloke's legs more.

    Grumpy bastard.

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    Re: My swimming credibility ha

    Quote Originally Posted by Mud View Post
    A bit. I kicked another bloke's legs more.

    Grumpy bastard.
    well done - now emmilou's your target! keep focussed!

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    Re: My swimming credibility ha

    Quote Originally Posted by Daleside
    emmilou's your target
    She keeps swaying from side to side....

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    Re: My swimming credibility ha

    Quote Originally Posted by Daleside View Post
    well done - now emmilou's your target! keep focussed!

    don't kick emmilou!

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    Re: My swimming credibility ha

    I meant emmilou's time you word twister you!

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    Re: My swimming credibility ha

    kick me and you'll swallow my tide!!!!

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