i just got out my car from the fell race today and my alcholic friend from across the road captured me
every time i see him he asks me out for a drink
only went out with him once and i ended up draggin and carryin him home
i matced him pint for pint and wondered why he was bladdered
next day he said he drank 5 cans of special brew before we went out on the town
wot can i say to a man that regulary downs 3 cans of tennants super wilst he is mowin the lawn
e buys 8 cans of special brew a nite
just dont want to upset him , wot do u say