Accident with Hair Clippers

[slowcoach]

This morning I cut my own hair with electric clippers and a 9mm attachment as usual. I then saw that I'd missed a bit and went back over the left hand side of my head. Problem is I'd already taken off the attachment and now have a second bald patch which looks very odd. I feel like an extra from 'One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest'.

What should I do?

1. Do nothing and pretend that it's a new style.
2. Wear a hat for the next two weeks.
3. Shave the rest of my head to balance it out.

Any other ideas gratefully accepted.

[wharfeego]

Patch
tha needs to shave some of yer pubes off (assuming you're not already a plucked chicken?) and stick 'em on to yer bald patches with a smattering of cold porridge.

No.2

[david]

No 3.
9mm is far too long anyway .

[stevefoster]

No 3, Bald is best

[Heather]

[
What should I do?

1. Do nothing and pretend that it's a new style.
2. Wear a hat for the next two weeks.
3. Shave the rest of my head to balance it out.

Any other ideas gratefully accepted.[/quote]

4. Borrow my blue wig.

[dominion]

Buzz it all off. No. 2.

[AllanT]

Who uses a guard to do their hair? (But mine is getting long at the moment but a lot of the ladies are saying that they like it that way so I might stick with it...)...

[harrymoon]

think of those valuable ounces you can shave off your optimum racing weight by going bald

[Big Bad Baz]

Totally jealous that you have a choice and have been put in this predicament.

[Harry H Howgill]

Slowcoach

I need a go-faster haircut before Black Combe. Can you bring along your clippers on Wednesday? How much do you charge for a hack?

HHH