sunday night tv

[Stick]

Divided and conquered!

The 3yr is now watching Thomas the tank and the 11yr old's upstairs playing on MSN (some chat room or something I think she said... )

But apart from Ringo's dolcit tones, it's now sheer peace so I'm making the best of it

...till Mrs Stick turns up I guess and wonders why the kids aren't angelic and ready for bed.

[AllanT]

Divided and conquered!

The 3yr is now watching Thomas the tank......
But apart from Ringo's dolcit tones, it's now sheer peace so I'm making the best of it ......

Couldn't you give them Viz's Thomas the Wank engine instead??? (http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Trains)

and the 11yr old's upstairs playing on MSN (some chat room or something I think she said... )

"Dad!!, I'm just nipping out to meet this girl in colchester who says I can come around & play with her stallion"......

[Stick]

Malt out of cupboard = I don't care anymore!

[Joliver Jim]

Malt out of cupboard = I don't care anymore!

Always the best response.

[Stick]

Always the best response.

Thanks JJ, I knew you'd understand!

(by the way, good link Allan, I'll peruse at leisure for suitable entertainments!)

[AllanT]

Thanks JJ, I knew you'd understand!

(by the way, good link Allan, I'll peruse at leisure for suitable entertainments!)

The whole of that site is bl@@dy hillarious!!!

[cobbydale]

[quote=AllanT;10670]Couldn't you give them Viz's Thomas the Wank engine instead??? (http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Trains)

[AllanT]

Read the one on Vikings.....

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Vikings

[cobbydale]

Set shit on fire and sail off. pure comedy

[Joliver Jim]

Set shit on fire and sail off. pure comedy

I'm lost.