Today's Wildlife Encounter

[Stolly]

A load of cows, some sheep, some lambs, 2 big dogs, 2 horses, a few swans and a posse of ducks on my way to work this morning.

Sorry but none of those count as 'wildlife'.

Woodlice

Whereas I guess woodlice do

[Mountain Goatess]

A trousersnake on the loose

[Stolly]

A trousersnake on the loose

One eyed?

[Mountain Goatess]

One eyed?

Ooh, didn't see it in detail, kept my distance in case it was a poisonous one!

[jodg]

Ooh, didn't see it in detail, kept my distance in case it was a poisonous one!

They're all poisonous.....! Boom boom!

Let's keep it clean....

[MattHunt]

Taking a break from all the pent up sexual tension going on here,left my back door open yesterday tea time and a robin decided to come in and crap in my bath! keeping my trouser snake on a leash,for now

[Mountain Goatess]

well, I can't help it that it's honestly the only bit of wildlife I saw today while on my run. You men should really take more care where you let it loose!

[stevefoster]

well, I can't help it that it's honestly the only bit of wildlife I saw today while on my run. You men should really take more care where you let it loose!

They have a mind of their own and break out all by themselves
Trust a Fell Pony to lower the tone of a nice little innocent wildlife thread, tut, tut

[stevefoster]

I saw a heron flying down the valley this morning

[MattHunt]

well, I can't help it that it's honestly the only bit of wildlife I saw today while on my run. You men should really take more care where you let it loose!

You should have given it a quick slap with the back of your hand on its head