Originally Posted by
AllanT
One of the lasses at work was complaining about being single as valentines day was coming up. So I printed off a blank reciept from the till, then drew her a mini valentines card, saying "Happy Valentines day" & a love heart (in retrospect I should have revised my biology drawing skills & put in the Atriums, Ventricles, Aorta, Vena Cava, pulmunary + Coronary arteries, punkinje fibres, bundles of hiss, bi & tri cuspid valves + AV & SA nodes).
Inside I put "2 Hanna, It's a Sh1t day isn't it???", then gave it too her. She was well flattered by it & was cooing & ahhing about it (must be that home made effect - it wasn't even in the bin when I left work so she must have taken it with her!!!! :-0). If I'd known she would be that impressed I would have added "PS as we're both single on this day devoted to sickening couples, is there any chance of a no strings <A href="mailto:sh@g?????"!!!!!!!![/quote">sh@g?????"!!!!!!!!