Valentines Day

[fellhell]

Got mine sorted. All wrapped up and in the car boot. Just got to work out how to get it to her now, as I am going to Utah on Saturday and wont be back for 8 days!

I hope its not a dog!!

[Chaddy the Owl]

I believe Pike is using VD as a springboard for a potential Mrs Pike?

[Mud]

I believe Pike is using VD as a springboard for a potential Mrs Pike?

He deserves a clap for that.

[daz h]

i will be gettin AJ some red roses for sure
sod the cost she is worth every penny

[clodhopper]

Englighten us, what was the earing incident??? this sounds good???


BTW do you think valentines day is the best day to ask for a bunk up???

Its always a good day to ask for a blow job

[OneHillWonder]

[clodhopper]

Roses are red,
forums are blue
AllanT's a sex maniac
who wants to shag you*

*and you, and you, and all your friends and your family and the people next door as well

and your dog

[Mud]

Its always a good day to ask for a blow job

Not always as an opening line though.

[clodhopper]

Not always as an opening line though.

You're wiser than me, Mud

[Sasquatch]

All you have to do is send her 2 cards and pretend she has a secret admirer (i know, it's a longshot!) then be there when she opens them and shout - DARLING! what in GODS NAME!!!!?? i must withdraw to the public house immediately to drown my sorrows - and i shall not return untill you have cooked me something half decent for once (i.e indefinately)
A) She will think you care. B) Be pleased she has a secret admirer and want to go gossipping about to all her girly mates rather than go out doing midnight hill reps after lasties.
hope this helps.