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    women and shoes

    okay when i said start another thread someone has just pmd me and said wind them up about there shoes.

    So
    shoes

    Right women can often get a negative experience with clothes shopping .
    Not so with shoes
    trust me ive studied them

    Women dont have to diet to fit into shoes. There shoe size generally stays a six if its always been a six. Unlike clothes shoes dont have to be split in the wardrobe into thin shoes, slim shoes , fat shoes etc like clothes do.
    Shoes dont dont care if a woman has missed a few gym sessions, or eaten a cadburys caramel or even that extra bit of cake, unlike clothes that do.

    high heeled shoes distribute a womans weight better.

    A women doesnt generally get embarresed by there shoe size and feet in general dont betray a woman as thereweight hardly ever alters.

    Feet dnt bloat from a size 6 to an 8 overnight because of that extra rice cake that got eaten at 11.30 the night before.

    So my fellow men i say dont fight the great shoe dilema , go with it
    Take note of the styles she likes and colours and surprise her witha new pair of shoes.

    I say this fello men
    women want to put there best foot forward
    get a foot in the door and kick up there heels
    in a designer pair of shoes AND HAVE A MAN FALL HEAD OVER HEELS FOR THEM
    AND FOOT THE BILL
    HAHA

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    Re: women and shoes

    And...

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    Re: women and shoes

    Quote Originally Posted by NirvanaBliss View Post
    And...

    and research shows that when a woman wears high heels her bum protrudes an extra 25%

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    Re: women and shoes

    Quote Originally Posted by daz h View Post
    and research shows that when a woman wears high heels her bum protrudes an extra 25%
    I actually hate shoes and i also hate shoe shopping

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    Re: women and shoes

    Do shoes still go clip clop, clip clop ??

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    Quote Originally Posted by dominion View Post
    Do shoes still go clip clop, clip clop ??
    They're not worth having unless they clip clop clip clop

    I see you have made some very good observations Darren....

    I can fully recommend wearing 4 inch heels the day after a race, the fact the calves are lengthened seems to aid recovery and abate any DOMS like syptoms, I would also add avoid any pavements with eroded cement in the slab cracks although those wooded decking like surfaces have to got to be the ultimate heel destroyers.

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    Re: women and shoes

    Footwear I have:
    1 pair of Inov8 Xtalons
    1 pair of Inov8 Mudclaw 270s
    2 pairs of Inov8 Mudroc 290s
    1 pair of Inov8 Roclite 282s
    1 pair of Inov8 F-lite 230s
    3 pairs of Inov8 Roclite 285s
    2 pairs of New Balance RX terrains
    1 pair of Saucony Grid Fastwitch 3s
    1 pair of Saucony Grid Tangent 2s
    1 pair of Salomon trail shoes
    1 pair of Dubarry boots
    3 pairs of R.M. Williams low cowboy boots
    1 pair of high heeled shoes to go with the one dress I own.
    1 pair of black leather riding boots
    1 pair of handmade Argentinian polo boots
    1 pair of black rubber and leather riding boots
    1 pair of Blundstone boots
    1 pair of old climbing boots...
    1 pair of Sidi cycling shoes
    1 pair of Shimano cycling shoes

    That is it... typical women and their shoes???
    “the cause of my pain, was the cause of my cure” Rumi

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    Re: women and shoes

    Quote Originally Posted by Hanneke View Post
    Footwear I have:
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    1 pair of black leather riding boots
    1 pair of handmade Argentinian polo boots
    1 pair of black rubber and leather riding boots
    Ooh my imagination's just run wild

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    Re: women and shoes

    Quote Originally Posted by Stolly View Post
    Ooh my imagination's just run wild


    Quote Originally Posted by Hanneke View Post
    1 pair of old climbing boots...

    Mine too


    * Note to myself * Seek treatment immediately !
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    Re: women and shoes

    That's an impressive list Han, however I don't think the word count per post would be high enough to cover what was necessary if I started typing mine!!

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